Danger's my birthright.

Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 18, 2010 10:33:05 am PST #10294 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Very sorry for your loss, smonster.


amych - Feb 18, 2010 10:40:36 am PST #10295 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

{{smonster}}

It's so hard for us long-lived humans, but you gave her the best life she could've asked for at the end of her time.


Hil R. - Feb 18, 2010 11:09:25 am PST #10296 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

{{{smonster}}}


Kate P. - Feb 18, 2010 11:10:02 am PST #10297 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Oh, {{{smonster}}}. She was lucky to have you in her life.


Hil R. - Feb 18, 2010 11:14:58 am PST #10298 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just went to Trader Joe's. I walked there and took a cab back, as usual. It's a week after the snow stopped falling, and there are still several buildings on the way that haven't shoveled.

But that isn't the most irritating part of the trip. The cab on the way home stopped to pick me up where I could get in on the driver's side. I knew I'd need to get out on the passenger side when I got out, and with grocery bags to deal with, it's easier climb over to the passenger side when I get in than when I get out. So I did that. The driver asked, "Did you get water on the seat?" I looked, and I didn't see any, so I said no. When he dropped me off, he got out of the cab and opened the back seat door and took out my bags. I thought that it was nice that he was helping me with my bags -- I had just given him a 20% tip -- but no. He was checking the seat for water. There were a few drops of water that had come off my shoes when I got in.

He said, "Look! This is what I told you! You messed up my seat!" I reached over and wiped up the water with my hat -- the hat's about ten years old and I really don't care if it gets a little bit of street water in it. Then I got out of the cab, and he kept out shouting after me, "Look! You messed up my seat! I tell you over and over again, this is what I tell you, and you still messed up my seat!"

Dude. 1. It was a few drops of water, which is kind of to be expected during winter. 2. The seat was vinyl. 3. I wiped it up. 4. I had already given him a 20% tip. The hell?


Laga - Feb 18, 2010 11:25:21 am PST #10299 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Jeebus, Hil. That's ridiculous. I would call the cab company.


Hil R. - Feb 18, 2010 11:26:47 am PST #10300 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I didn't think to look to see which cab company it was until after he'd driven away. He kept on shouting at me the entire way from the cab until I was inside my building.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 18, 2010 11:46:39 am PST #10301 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

{{{smonster}}}


omnis_audis - Feb 18, 2010 12:16:52 pm PST #10302 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

First I can't schedule with FedEx because our account is past due because 3 packages don't have internal billing information. WTF.!?!? Now I am on hold with UPS becuase there system is sluggish today. Then, I gotta babysit the package for an hour waiting for the dude to show up, so I can fill out the airbill thingy, because I can't print one, because you have to have the administrator password to the account, or some such, and nobody knows what that is. I. May. Go. Postal! Oh, ya, and I'm on my dinner break. Maybe the hunger is making me grumpy.


§ ita § - Feb 18, 2010 12:30:07 pm PST #10303 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I. May. Go. Postal!

I think that's what the USPS would recommend.