Scones, we have talk of scones in Bitches.
Come to Bitches, Lurkers - we have scones. Also, bonus points for singing that to the tune of "Kenya".
I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!
Anya ,'Storyteller'
Delurking 1: Because we don't always check our e-mail.
WindSparrow - Oct 11, 2009 3:46:38 pm PDT #996 of 3094
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Zenkitty - Oct 11, 2009 4:00:59 pm PDT #997 of 3094
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Oh, great, now I have the Kenya song in my head.
Also, I must give you all great thanks, for my lifelong indenture to "proper" punctuation has finally been broken. I no longer give a crap, fuck or damn about the serial comma. I am free, liberated and released! Sorry, Tep...
(I still love ellipses, though.)
DavidS - Oct 11, 2009 4:21:19 pm PDT #998 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hec, I'll prouldy support you and order a t-shirt in size large, please!
::Makes out with Sail on the pretext that we agree about punctuation but really has baser motives::
I no longer give a crap, fuck or damn about the serial comma.
Who gives a fuck about the Oxford comma?
Trudy Booth - Oct 11, 2009 5:21:28 pm PDT #999 of 3094
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Oh dear lord, people, do whatever you want but be consistent in the effing document.
You're not going to be there to explain your comma ethos and justification of use or not use of each specific comma to individual readers. It'll just look like your editor and/or secretary were crap at their job.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 11, 2009 6:52:33 pm PDT #1000 of 3094
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Ah, the heady heights of 1000.
I'm Pete. I'm married to Jilli. I do art. I spend my spare time cursing Cylons in the gaming thread.
I am not adorable. Do not question this.
G'night.
P.S. I have psychic powers... behold:
Perkins is added to The List.
Lee - Oct 11, 2009 6:58:29 pm PDT #1001 of 3094
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Also, he lies.
Adorably.
P.M. Marc - Oct 11, 2009 7:20:42 pm PDT #1002 of 3094
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Awww! See how adorable he is, people? Even my four year old knows the word to describe Uncle Pete is "ADORABLE!"
(He makes a cute squinchy face when you say it.)
Pix - Oct 11, 2009 7:36:26 pm PDT #1003 of 3094
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I think we need a new term for Pete. Manly+adorable=MANDORABLE.
Better?
t runs away very fast
t has been on The List forever so isn't particularly worried about that
P.M. Marc - Oct 11, 2009 7:46:45 pm PDT #1004 of 3094
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Mandorable sounds like a Scfy movie. (Or how every they spell it.)
beth b - Oct 11, 2009 7:46:56 pm PDT #1005 of 3094
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Pete is very adorable, especially when he tries to put up a barrier against adorableness.
I not sure if I approve of Mandorable, because it reminds me of manpries, which Pete would not wear.