I'm known for my quick wit (by me at least), my fearsome temper if you have wronged me or someone I love, my spoiler nazi tendencies, and last, but not least, my prodigious boobage (see tagline).
They are, indeed, a sight of majesty.
Vortex is also known for her superb taste in drinks. I have learned the way of the Three Olives, and never again shall I stray.
(I had something made with the Three Olives Mango Vodka the other day, and oh, man. SO GOOD. And I *must* try the TO Cherry with Coke.)
smonster, remember getting pumpkin ice cream at Graeter's? (Actually, did you get the pumpkin? I know I did, because I'm a whore for all things pumpkin.)
I have never met Steph L, that I can recall, but I tried to when I went to Cincy. But she brushed me off and I sent her a birthday GC from Graeter's!
But she brushed me off
Lies! Lies and falsehoods! Lies and falsehoods and untruths! [insert synonyms]
You were there the one day that we were sending the journal to the printer, which can't happen without me. (That does sound like an I'm-washing-my-hair brush-off, doesn't it? You just happen to visit on the one day out of 30 that I cannot leave the office? But it's true!)
The worst part was that your meeting was in the neighborhood that I lived in at the time -- you would have been 5 minutes away from me, had I not been washing my hair laying out a journal.
I'm just giving you crap. I think it was your birthday and you were having lunch with your dad, too, right?
Vortex, you forgot your drinking abilities.
fixed! although I tried to make it about quality, not quantity :)
Heh. Poor lurkers. Now we are back to being all gang of 14 about everything and "oh well I've stayed at more houses than you have!" and writing 500 posts in a week. We're just impossible aren't we?
Shhh! We're hunting wabbits listening for lurkers!
t sits on the curb, elbows on knees, attempting to be quiet and anxiously await another lurker.
500 a week? We're slipping -- it used to be 500 an hour.
I'm just giving you crap.
I know -- I hoped the melodramatic tone of my first line indicated that I was hip to your 'tude.
I think it was your birthday and you were having lunch with your dad, too, right?
I think so! Good memory!