DO NOT EAT ME, NORA DEIRDRE. I AM UNDERCOOKED TODAY AND WILL MAKE YOU FRO UP.

Non-cannibals: Hello. Thank you for not eating me. I do not mind the occasional nibble as long as you avoid ticklish spots.

Not sure about groping. Will you still respect me tomorrow?

Hi Abby! We've got the coasts of Canada covered, but where are the inlanders?

Ice! Welcome! You are the most lurkingest person so far, as I have never seen you before. But you're rocking the all-caps, so you can stay.

I think I can also claim semi-lurker status.

I don't know if I can count you as a lurker if I've sent you a Secret Santa present.

I'm David, known locally as Hec. I live in San Francisco with my wife (JZ, who posts here), and my two children Emmett (13, from my first marriage) and Matilda (3), with JZ. I was an Air Force brat and grew up in Oregon and (mostly) Florida. I went to college in Ohio (Kenyon College) and have also lived in Boston and LA.

I'm a writer and I've published three books, all on music. I've also written magazine articles and web content. I was a magazine editor with Fantagraphics back in the 80s.

I've mostly supported myself, however, working in some kind of admin position in law offices and am currently looking to transition from underemployed to employed.

I've been a Buffista since the second TT thread. I post in Natter, Bitches, Music, Movies, Literary, Cable and Comedy.

Aside from my interest in music, I'm an avid baseball fan, and coached my son's Little League team for the last five years.

I don't want to hear about how cute your cat is and I take a hardline muffeletta position. (No Justice! No Peace! No Olives! No Muffeletta!)

B.org is my online home. If I'm online there's a 99% chance that I've got a tab open for B.org. I have many close friends here on the board and have met many Buffistas F2F.

DO NOT EAT ME, NORA DEIRDRE. I AM UNDERCOOKED TODAY AND WILL MAKE YOU FRO UP.

t is suitably warned and chastened

Hey there, Ice!

Hi.

So fun reading everyone's mini-bios! I am Scrappy (or you can call me Robin). I have been here forever and flit from thread to thread posting at will.

I live in North Hollywood with my adorable husband and two cats and two dogs in a house we are slowly fixing up and which I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about. I work as HR manager at a cool company which does captioning for TV programs. I also write plays and sometimes teach writing.

And I loves me some Buffistas.

I'm Cass. My superpower is lighting water on fire. I live in the PNW and, at various times, try to lure more Buffistas here.

Oh and Threads Where I Might Be - Bitches, Natter, Music when we do mini-bandom takeovers (the break's over), Supernatural and wherever fancy or links take me.

Hello, lurkers! I'm Shir, and this is my real name (stands for song/poem in Hebrew). I'm from Israel (yes. THAT Israel), came here after Nilly showed me the way, so if my English sucks, that's why it is. Delurked in March 2008, and loving every moment since.

I'm a student, aiming to study and implementation of said studies regarding rehabilitation of post-war societies. I think I might be the youngest of all b.orgers I met online so far. I plan to stay a student for the time being and the foreseeable future, since I love studying very much. You may hear me complain very often from time to time about how my university keeps me from studying as much as I'd like to.

I love hitting people in my imagination, and as most people here reminds me often, I'm also capable of using M-16.

Mostly can be found in Bitches, trying to keep up with Natter from time to time, and following some other threads as well.