My first quick-edit attempt; hope this works:
of course now I have to ask you, since you are from NJ "which exit?!"
Exit 9 on the Turnpike. I had to look for a Parkway map online because I never drive it -- exit 123 dumps you off in my home town of Sayreville. Hometown of Bon Jovi, I tell people, because that sounds more appealing than extolling the virtues of the local toxic waste sites.
OK, my shiny lurker newness has worn off enough that I should go post in another thread. I'm going to look for a volunteer to kick me in the virtual shins if I don't make an honest attempt to convert some of my Internet goofing-off to novel-writing time.
The Aimee/Amys have ALL the best toys. And chocolate. And ... well, Fernet, if we have to, I guess. You can have my share!
I think I'm the only Fred around here. Doesn't make for a very powerful name bloc, but it's easy to come to consensus on anything.
Pfft. You're ... what? Three to our five?
Excuse me, but WE have Vortex.
'Nuff said.
The Aimee/Amys have ALL the best toys.
Depends on what kind, darlin'.
Those kind, too sweetheart...
Those kind, too sweetheart...
Like that's even a question.
Those kind, too sweetheart...
Not to brag, but I would bet lots of folding money I have the best toys.
But not an asshook.
As far as I know, I'm the only Barb/Barbara.
Probably more than enough, I'm guessing.
Yep. Right.
I think I'm the only Fred around here.
Are there any other Naomis here?
A lifetime of experience teaches me that the answer to that question is rarely 'yes', unless moody supermodels are being cited, but you never know.