Eau de Cthulhu

This is Cthulu perfume. It it real and can be purchased here. This is the description of the scent -- try to keep your skull from exploding out the back of your head:

A creeping, wet, slithering scent, dripping with seaweed, oceanic plants and dark, unfathomable waters.

Not impressed? Hope about if I toldf you they also offer scents for The Deep Ones, Miskatonic University, Nyarlathotep, R'lyeh, Shoggoth, Azathoth, The High Priest Not to Be Described, and more? What if I said they had a perfume for Herbert West, the goddamn Re-Animator?

Aftershave, embalming fluid, and splatterings from a panoply of reanimation reagents.

The 5 milliliter samples are $15, and the 10 ml ones are $25. Thank you, Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs -- you're doing a god's work. It's an elder god who wants to gnaw on our souls for all eternity, but it's a god nonetheless.

Somebody post something, or else I'm going to keep posting weird shit. Like this:

The Pug Head Tilt x 4

Pugs! Tilting their heads in unison!

Awesome CL ad

On Wednesday, I got an email that someone would be contacting me for an interview. I still haven't heard from that person. When should I reach out again? Monday?

Well, in kid news it turns out that Leif is eligible for the Gifted Program. I though he had to get 95th percentile in all areas of the standardized test they take (Stanford), but it turns out it's just like two areas and be high in all the others. They gave him a 154 - 172 range for his IQ testing so he easily qualifies there. We're checking out the program now.

Science Project Fail

Yep. I gotta agree that's a Fail.

They gave him a 154 - 172 range for his IQ testing so he easily qualifies there.

Ooh. Smart Leif!

Yay, Leif!

The McDonald's lady wouldn't take my Canadian dime.

Dude, we're almost at par.

Jesse, I think Monday would be a good time.

Fred, hope everything goes well for your kitty.

My bad kitty (he's been peeing on the emeffing living room rug grr) was very good this morning. I'd failed to set the alarm clock correctly and he came and woke me up at 7:24.

We have been to court. All divorce papers are filed. Now we just wait for December 1st when we go back to get the final decree.

I really felt bad for the couple who eminated frustration and each had a lawyer with them. Most everyone else was going the "do it yourself" way.