Wow, that was fast. I didn't even get to play!

Although if it turned out to be another kprinkle I would have been angry on the child's behalf all over again!

I am so sick of sewing. Actually, I am not even sewing much, just pattern-making and cutting and then sewing a little and fitting and doing it all over again. The designer just snuck in 2 more skirts and a pair of breeches by sending me the fabric, and when I questioned it saying that we had talked about it. Grrr.

The Director says that I seem really calm, and I said it was because I am pretty sure that I am not actually capable of finishing this, so whatever gets done gets done. Seriously, though, I am making 19 period costume pieces in three weeks, and that doesn't even count all the little things we aill need like cravats and ruffs and such.

3 men in a tub
22 eagles in a Subaru
10 diamonds in dishwasher
5 gorgeous roofs
5 or more piggies in an omnibus

I must be an adult if I'm happy about expectorant.

I think it depends entirely on how happy you are. There's a definite adult cap on the happiness there.

Is that Anna Wintour in Federer's box?

My brain got as far as three cocks on a stick and stopped there. I may be stretching "got" and "far" there a bit.

5 or more piggies in an omnibus

The title of my new novel!

5 or more people in an orgy!

Teppy, it will not surprise you to learn that those are all completely wrong. But you win three cupcakes.

5 or more people in an orgy!

And tommyrot gets a whole cake! Well done.

Well, there's the children's rhyme "Rub a dub-dub, three men in a tub." So I gotta give Teppy one more cupcake.

10 D in DW

Ten Doctors in Doctor Who!

I need 5 or more piggies in an omnibus!

22 Escalators in a Shopping mall?