Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2009 9:31:17 am PDT #8092 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Uh-oh. Cake Wrecks takes on 9/11 cakes: [link]

Now I want Patriotic Donut Holes(TM).

I'm going to stop posting today; all I can find to talk about is angry.

You did just quote Baby Dracula back at me ("Bleh!"), which didn't seem angry. But I totally understand you -- I have those days when I want to smite all I survey, when I feel like the love child of Dark!Willow and Sauron.


Allyson - Sep 11, 2009 9:32:23 am PDT #8093 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm getting a new tattoo next month. It's an atom, on the back of my neck. And I don't mind if msbelle judges me BECAUSE I LOVE HER VERY MUCH ANYWAY.


Barb - Sep 11, 2009 9:32:53 am PDT #8094 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

when I feel like the love child of Dark!Willow and Sauron.

In a cherry-printed apron and pearls.

What's not to love about that?


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2009 9:33:30 am PDT #8095 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

In a cherry-printed apron and pearls.

Ha! No, that's a good day. (For The Boy, at least...)


Daisy Jane - Sep 11, 2009 9:33:51 am PDT #8096 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

People in my office are dropping like flies to some flu/cold thing. Crazy. Boss just left, which leaves me and newer person as the only two who handle our stuff.

We were told not to redo the whole website.


StuntHusband - Sep 11, 2009 9:35:15 am PDT #8097 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

"Bleh!" is exactly me today: sitting all crouched over in my desk chair, arms angrily crossed, glaring at my co-workers, muttering.

The police raided the Atlanta Eagle last night, blocked the parking lot, forced everyone to lie on the floor (of a GAY LEATHER BAR?! MRSA FOR EVERYONE!) and then required everyone to show their ID before being let out - and answer the questions, "Are you married?" and "Are you in the military?" Then handcuffed and removed all the staff and the go-go dancers.

That's Atlanta anger.

Seattle anger: a group of 3 young guys with guns have committed 6 assaults/armed robberies in the last 5 days, including 3 blocks from my home. Their targets are men with headphones - obviously, they're using iPods or iPhones.

My car is STILL not towed, because I keep trusting humans to help me. Obviously, I should stop that now.

(See? I'm a small angry thing made of anger, spite and bile.)

Done today. Bleh.


Kathy A - Sep 11, 2009 9:35:55 am PDT #8098 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

No Tino here! I was just doing my usual 10-minute post-lunch-getting chat with the receptionist (we'll go on about everything) when one of the cafeteria workers came by with leftover desserts from a meeting that just got out (leftovers go to the front desk until the hordes have descended and wiped the tray clean). I got some excellent looking cheesecake!!


Vortex - Sep 11, 2009 9:37:45 am PDT #8099 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

...that's so crazy. I mean, I'm so against some tattoos because I think they're heinously ugly. But that's because I am judge-y. But ANY tattoo??

you've met my mom, right?

several raised eyebrows if I was interviewing a white person with them. And I think that is terrible of me, but.

Not terrible. Freaking posers. Making their shit with jello and pineapple juice.


msbelle - Sep 11, 2009 9:37:57 am PDT #8100 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am not judgey about tattoos really. Not for me, mind you, as permenant apearance things scare me.

ALSO I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH TOO!!


Daisy Jane - Sep 11, 2009 9:38:00 am PDT #8101 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

SH, if you'd like some Fort Worth anger, I can offer you this [link]

I think the TABC officers have been let go.