OK, a lame joke, but I loves me some Admiral Ackbar.
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2009 4:44:25 am PDT #7995 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tom Scola - Sep 11, 2009 4:48:34 am PDT #7996 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Jesse - Sep 11, 2009 4:53:55 am PDT #7997 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I just tried to talk my minion out of getting a tattoo on her wrist. I told her it's potentially a bad move for job interviews and etc. She pointed out that the people who wouldn't hire her for that probably wouldn't hire her for her locks, either. Fair point?
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2009 4:54:01 am PDT #7998 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is why we can't have nice blimps.
Also why velociraptors should not be allowed to smoke on Zeppelins....
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2009 4:56:36 am PDT #7999 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now I want to write an alternative history graphic novel about how all the big disasters from the sinking of the Titantic to the attack on Pearl Harbor were caused by a smoking velociraptor....
Jessica - Sep 11, 2009 4:57:11 am PDT #8000 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It's pretty easy to cover a wrist tattoo with long sleeves or a big watchband.
Jesse - Sep 11, 2009 5:09:25 am PDT #8001 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That's what she said -- she'd be wearing a jacket anyway.
beth b - Sep 11, 2009 5:14:16 am PDT #8002 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
unless she is in sales ... and those sales are to the military , a small tattoo probably isn't a worry. Unless it is someone's name.
Strega - Sep 11, 2009 5:33:12 am PDT #8003 of 30001
It's pretty easy to cover a wrist tattoo with long sleeves or a big watchband.
Just ask Charisma Carpenter.
This is still my favorite dirigible-inspired joke. (Yes, there are sufficient quantities for me to have a favorite.)
Trudy Booth - Sep 11, 2009 5:34:07 am PDT #8004 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I just tried to talk my minion out of getting a tattoo on her wrist. I told her it's potentially a bad move for job interviews and etc. She pointed out that the people who wouldn't hire her for that probably wouldn't hire her for her locks, either. Fair point?
Is she white or black? (or "other"?)
Because I think black locks are beginning to get more slack.