Not if you sell the old stuff!
This. THIS! If I manage to sell off most of the giant list I have, I will not only be able to pay off my two pairs of boots, but go buy some other things I've been coveting. My clever plan, let me show you it!
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Not if you sell the old stuff!
This. THIS! If I manage to sell off most of the giant list I have, I will not only be able to pay off my two pairs of boots, but go buy some other things I've been coveting. My clever plan, let me show you it!
My 'happy thought' of the day: if H1N1 kills enough people, employers will be hiring again. Provided that I, myself, don't die of it, I shall be able to get a job.
I'm going to try to sell some clothes in a moving sale, but don't expect to get much from them. Except some weird reversible leather jacket I don't know why I ever thought fit me!
Question for those with more experience in the kitchen than me - that would include earthworms, small bits of pocket fluff, and ZIM, since I haven't turned on an oven in...10 years? Maybe 15?
Anyway: does brown sugar "go bad"? I have some I use only in my morning oatmeal, and what's left in the box is rock-hard. So I smashed it apart (literally; trying to chip some off with a spoon BENT THE SPOON) and under the brown slightly-crumbly exterior was a block of whiter, harder sugar.
Should I call HAZMAT? Throw it away? Or is it safe to use still?
Totally safe, even normal for brown sugar. How to soften it: [link]
It's still safe, SH. It's very common for brown sugar to get hard (which now that I type that sounds really dirty). Here are a couple of ways to soften it:
Place a piece of foil or plastic wrap directly on the sugar. Set a piece of crumpled, dampened paper towel on the foil. Cover container tightly. The sugar will absorb the moisture from the paper towel and become soft. Remove the paper towel when it has dried out.
To soften brown sugar quickly, place open bag of brown sugar in microwave oven. Set 1 cup of water next to the bag in the microwave. Microwave on High (100%) 2 to 3 minutes, checking often, until brown sugar is softened.
Toss a bread slice in there. It should add moisture and loosen it up. Or go at it with a hammer until it's in useable chunks. It's just dried out, not toxic.
Thank you! I will soften it *one way or another* (all your methods, except for sarameg's, are too KIND) - I was terribly afraid I had wasted it.
My breakfast is saved.
Hey, are you accusing me of brutality??
Oh, no - well, perhaps enabling ME...against SUGAR...