World domination can't be far behind.

As World Ruler Matilda would mandate cinnamon toast and more milk for everybody.

There would be a fair amount of dancing and running around willy nilly as well.

As World Ruler Matilda would mandate cinnamon toast and more milk for everybody.

There would be a fair amount of dancing and running around willy nilly as well.

I'm ready to nominate her RIGHT NOW.

I, for one, welcome our new Matilda overlord.

Yeah, sounds good.

As World Ruler Matilda would mandate cinnamon toast and more milk for everybody.

More milk? Ewwwww. I'm gonna have to go to Clovis for a counter-offer.

Man accused of climbing into pit toilet – again

PORTLAND — When Gary Moody pleaded no contest to trespassing in 2005 for hiding in a pit toilet on White Mountain National Forest property in New Hampshire, a judge urged him to seek help for whatever had driven him to climb down there.

According to a new complaint, Moody didn't get the message.

The 49-year-old Pittston man is charged again – this time in federal court – with climbing into a pit toilet in the White Mountain National Forest.

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According to Fors, Moody admitted that he had been in a toilet at the Hastings Campground on Memorial Day. Moody initially said he had dropped his shirt into the pit and climbed down to retrieve it.

That story was similar to one Moody had told authorities on June 26, 2005, when he was found in a toilet on U.S. Forest Service property in Albany, N.H. Moody said he climbed into the pit to retrieve his wedding ring, but officials cleaned out the pit, screened the contents and found no ring.

"I told Moody that I did not think that his trips into the outhouse pits had anything to do with dropping things by accident, and asked Moody if I was right," Fors wrote in the affidavit. "Moody said 'yes.'"

Moody admitted that he had gone into outhouse pits more than twice, Fors wrote. Moody said he never took photographs or videotaped people using the toilets, and he told Fors that he had not received counseling for what Fors called "the outhouse problem," according to the affidavit.

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"This gentleman has been subject to a great deal of media scrutiny and drawn to himself, should I say, notoriety. And a healthy share of bathroom humor, if you will," District Court Judge Pamela Albee said during the sentencing in New Hampshire.

I get to take Friday as a PTO day--yay for four-day weekends!!

More milk? Ewwwww. I'm gonna have to go to Clovis for a counter-offer.

She's willing to consider Orangina as a substitute.

ok, I'll be applying for the Orangina exemption, with Calli.

I just want some cinnamon toast. I guess I could make that for myself any time, but having it mandated seems so much better!