And boys -- let's watch the swearing.

Mayor ,'Chosen'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 28, 2009 9:33:38 am PDT #5956 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The problem with the independent or closer supervision question is that I tend to give away what I want with my voice! It is too funny.

This is actually for an office position, although that is a good idea for my costume position.


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2009 9:41:12 am PDT #5957 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Why does the McDonnalds near where I work have their flag at half-mast? Was the Hamburgler killed in a prison fight?

The nearby Burger King does not have their flag at half-mast, which would make sense, as the Hamburgler was not royalty.


Cashmere - Aug 28, 2009 9:44:51 am PDT #5958 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Two numbers down, two voicemails left. I have one more emergency number but she babysat for us last night for six hours and I hate to have to ask her again tonight.


Jesse - Aug 28, 2009 9:48:35 am PDT #5959 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Can we talk about the worst news story of the day? The guy who kidnapped an 11-year-old and held her for 18 years, while she had two of his children??? And his wife was there, too?!?! [link]


Cashmere - Aug 28, 2009 9:56:48 am PDT #5960 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I had to stop reading, Jesse. It was making me gag this morning. I'm glad they found her and I hope that guy goes to prison for the rest of his life. I also hope that she and her daughters can pull some semblance of a life out of this shitty situation.


Barb - Aug 28, 2009 9:59:51 am PDT #5961 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

What made me gag was his assertion that after all the "facts" are out, he's going to be hailed and the story will be seen as "heartwarming."

Fucktard.


Cashmere - Aug 28, 2009 10:03:55 am PDT #5962 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

He's fucking crazy. But there still needs to be some punishment there. His wife should have said something. I feel badly for the neighbors who suspected there were children living in tents in the back yard but never said anything. I'm sure they feel like shit now.

Babysitting crisis averted. Now I can go tidy up the house.


Barb - Aug 28, 2009 10:04:44 am PDT #5963 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Oh, I want punishment. Lots and lots of punishment. Starting with cutting his balls off.


Jessica - Aug 28, 2009 10:05:27 am PDT #5964 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If by "heartwarming" he means his heart will be carved out and roasted over an open fire while the rest of his body is torn apart by wild dogs, I'm all for it.


Polter-Cow - Aug 28, 2009 10:07:58 am PDT #5965 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

This part is completely random:

In a posting on a blog associated with the God’s Desire church, Mr. Garrido told of his ability to control sound.

"I Phillip Garrido have clearly demonstrated the ability to control sound with my mind and have developed a device for others to witness this phenomena," he wrote. "I have produced a set of voices by effectively controlling the sound to pronounce words through my own mental powers."