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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jul 21, 2009 5:53:25 am PDT #55 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Hi from New Jersey!! I got in yesterday afternoon--so much for the idea of driving from Chicago in one day. I didn't leave my place until 9:40 on Sunday morning; ended up spending the night in a Super 8 hotel room east of Pittsburgh. Too many state troopers on the turnpikes in Ohio on Sunday and Pennsylvania on Monday to put the petal to the metal, so I kept the cruise control within five miles of the speed limit.

My mom and I are being lazy this morning, and might get ambitious enough to start cleaning out her garage today and tomorrow. Possibly. My niece and nephews will be home in a few days (niece is on a band trip to Europe, nephews are with their mom in CA), so I'll be able to see them by this weekend.

Brother's divorce will probably be final next week, so I'm here for him if he wants to vent. He did have a big date this weekend--good for him!


Gudanov - Jul 21, 2009 5:53:31 am PDT #56 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

And we don't believe in guns here!!

Oh, that's why y'all hate America.


Jesse - Jul 21, 2009 5:56:26 am PDT #57 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, that's why y'all hate America.

It's not so much that we hate America, it's just that we don't live there.


flea - Jul 21, 2009 5:56:57 am PDT #58 of 30001
information libertarian

Rural Georgia has a meth problem (I just Googled and saw that 70% of Child Services cases now involve meth). We also got plenty of guns, y'all.


Gudanov - Jul 21, 2009 5:58:16 am PDT #59 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

It's not so much that we hate America, it's just that we don't live there.

Not living in America and hating America is the same thing. No wait, I forgot we aren't the in Bush era anymore. Never mind.


msbelle - Jul 21, 2009 6:02:33 am PDT #60 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I think it's hard for Meth to get hold in NYC because it's hard to be making it here, right? Meth labs kinda require isolation, thus the large problem in rural/rural adjacent areas.


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2009 6:03:21 am PDT #61 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A cautionary tale: How NOT to raise an ape in your family

I collect books by people who have raised apes in their homes. One of the first, The Ape and the Child, was written in by behaviorist W.N. Kellogg, a man with a peculiar brainstorm: that he should raise a chimpanzee as a twin to his own infant son, treating them in exactly the same fashion, and comparing their development. Kellogg was fascinated by case studies of feral children: if kids raised by wolves become wolf-like, he hypothesized, could a human such as he mold an ape to act human?

...

Results? Mixed. The chimp, Gua, took more quickly to her civilizing education than her brother. She appeared smarter, stronger, and more emotionally developed on a number of counts: she was better at using glasses and silverware, walked earlier (chimps generally don't walk upright), responded to verbal commands sooner, and was more cooperative and obedient.

...

The real reason he abruptly halted the study, then, was likely because of results that Kellogg never anticipated: his son Donald started imitating the chimp.

For example, though Donald had learned to walk before Gua joined the Kellogg family, he regressed and started crawling more, in tune with Gua. He'd bite people, fetch small objects with his mouth, and chewed up a shoe. More importantly, his language skills were delayed. At 19 months, Donald's vocabulary consisted of three words. Instead of talking he would grunt and make chimp sounds.

Gua got sent back to the Yerkes center in Florida, where she promptly died. And Donald? Not much is known of his life, but, at 43, he committed suicide.


Sean K - Jul 21, 2009 6:10:48 am PDT #62 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

A free AK-47 with every truck purchase! The reason given for the promotion is Missouri's meth problem. I assume the idea is to defend yourself against drug addicts trying to steal stuff rather than arming people on meth. But hey, who cares, free AK-47!

I saw a story about that somewhere.

This is a great plan. Instead of hiring more police (that might raise taxes), or restricting gun purchases to keep guns out of the hands of meth cooks and dealers (2nd Amendment), just give out free guns and SHOOT 'EM.


Gudanov - Jul 21, 2009 6:15:57 am PDT #63 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

This is a great plan. Instead of hiring more police (that might raise taxes), or restricting gun purchases to keep guns out of the hands of meth cooks and dealers (2nd Amendment), just give out free guns and SHOOT 'EM.

You should run for office in my county, that position would make you a shoe-in.


StuntHusband - Jul 21, 2009 6:16:28 am PDT #64 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Boss stories - mine are out all week: Casual Connect, here in Seattle, and then Comicon (and they're just fans, so they go ZOOM BYE BYE).

Yay. I can get WORK DONE.