This is pretty funny: 'Tonight Show' Pays Tribute To Recently Deceased Taco Bell Chihuahua (VIDEO)
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 24, 2009 5:50:33 am PDT #546 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
flea - Jul 24, 2009 5:52:32 am PDT #547 of 30001
information libertarian
This weekend we are not spending money because we're skimming the bottom of the checking account until the next payday (Tuesday). So, gardening (I have a project in mind to tear down some crazy vines that are taking over), swimming pool, library, hanging out with the neighbors. Maybe rent Mary Poppins.
tommyrot - Jul 24, 2009 5:59:42 am PDT #548 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Humans = freaky.
The human body literally glows, emitting a visible light in extremely small quantities at levels that rise and fall with the day, scientists now reveal.
Past research has shown that the body emits visible light, 1,000 times less intense than the levels to which our naked eyes are sensitive. In fact, virtually all living creatures emit very weak light, which is thought to be a byproduct of biochemical reactions involving free radicals.
(This visible light differs from the infrared radiation — an invisible form of light — that comes from body heat.)
Jessica - Jul 24, 2009 5:59:58 am PDT #549 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Two days from now I will be here. How much do I love that I can see my cabin from space???
Trudy Booth - Jul 24, 2009 6:06:35 am PDT #550 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Saturday: Jersey Shore
Sunday: Sesame Place
t Kermit-waves to Amyth
Gudanov - Jul 24, 2009 6:09:07 am PDT #551 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Weekend.
Chainsawing things
Mowing things
Axing things
Hopefully writing
Some cleaning
Nora Deirdre - Jul 24, 2009 6:10:59 am PDT #552 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Saturday: pick up fish, clean car, catch up on Flight of the Conchords season 1 and Lost season 3 on DVD, have carpenter neighbor come over and talk about our kitchen.
Sunday: DRIVE TO CAPE COD! Family time, scatter uncle's ashes.
tommyrot - Jul 24, 2009 6:11:03 am PDT #553 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Chainsawing things
Mowing things
Axing things
You need to create some sort of robot that does all these at once. And then program it so if it detects any errors, it reverts to default mode, which is "kill all humans."
Gudanov - Jul 24, 2009 6:15:18 am PDT #554 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
catch(Throwable t)
{
getWeapons().addTarget(Targets.HUMANS);
getWeapons().addTarget(Targets.BUNNIES);
}
beekaytee - Jul 24, 2009 6:15:27 am PDT #555 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
Tomorrow, I'm judging at the Community Dog Show...for the 2nd or 3rd year in a row. Goofy, Gooooofy fun. And good exposure for the doggy lama. Just hope it isn't too hot.
Sunday, wide open. It's weird to have nothing planned at all...but I like it!