That sucks, quester.
I mean, that can't be good, right?
I did throw away my first laser pointer because my housebound and bored grandfather used it ALL THE TIME and made my cats neurotic.
*twitchtwitchtwitch*
I got another one years later (just to fuck with my downstairs neighbor). My one cat figured out where the light came from too and would sometimes be too busy staring at my hand to chase the dot. At first I tried to be consistent about shining the light in my hand and "releasing" it onto the floor, then "scooping" it back up and making a show of putting the spot of light in the drawer and saying "goodbye!" so that she'd know we were finished and stop acting like a freak looking for the spot.
Dana, not for right-thinking/living people!
Quester, that sucks, no doubt at all. When that happens to me, I tell myself that they probably gave the job at the last minute to the boss's nephew, and they're going to be very very sorry....
Just because I'm bored: Giant versions of disgusting (read: AWESOME!) creatures. [link] (Arachnophobe warning.)
billytea's link's neighbor has me thinking "maybe Dalekes aren't holding egg beaters" [link]
Like those things weren't scary enough.
billytea's link's neighbor has me thinking "maybe Dalekes aren't holding egg beaters" [link]
Come to think of it, I could see Victorian doctors nicknaming those things 'egg beaters'.
"maybe Dalekes aren't holding egg beaters"
What would they say instead of "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"?
Maybe "STIMULATE! STIMULATE!"...
Also my mind was warped by the Dalek porn I saw a while ago. I have never looked at plungers the same way since....
What would they say instead of "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"?
Now I'm imagining them saying "EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!" Don't know why.
Ooh! Dalek thieves! "EXPROPRIATE! EXPROPRIATE!" Not sneak thieves, I'm guessing.
Dalek prosecuting attorneys:
"EXHIBIT A!
EXHIBIT A!!
"
Dalek math teacher:
"EXTRAPOLATE! EXTRAPOLATE!"
