What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.

Angel ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 24, 2009 7:09:40 am PDT #5270 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Indiana Jones fights Nazi cyborgs!

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Liese S. - Aug 24, 2009 7:11:14 am PDT #5271 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Go, Allyson! Write your tail off!

When I was a kid playing soccer I was on a team with twins and another dude who were flat awesome. We went undefeated all the years I played. I so never learned sportsmanship.


Dana - Aug 24, 2009 7:15:03 am PDT #5272 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I just saw an ad for a drug for acid reflux. It's called Aciphex.

Pronounced "ass effects." Does no one think of these things?


tommyrot - Aug 24, 2009 7:18:42 am PDT #5273 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am now imagining a documentary on Aciphex farms, with thousands of asses cooped up in tiny cages....


ChiKat - Aug 24, 2009 7:22:07 am PDT #5274 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Abby and Nate start early!

We started last week (short week, though...this is our first full week).

Much middle school ~ma to them.

All kinds of middle school ~ma!!!

Next year Emmett's going to be in High School!

That is unpossible. Sorry, but totally not true.


Jessica - Aug 24, 2009 7:23:06 am PDT #5275 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Pronounced "ass effects." Does no one think of these things?

DH is on that, but his doctor pronounces it "Ace-effects."


StuntHusband - Aug 24, 2009 7:34:53 am PDT #5276 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

This whole Aciphex discussion is going to end with more hooks, isn't it?

I can just tell.


tommyrot - Aug 24, 2009 7:36:52 am PDT #5277 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This whole Aciphex discussion is going to end with more hooks, isn't it?

How do you think they harvest the Aciphex?


Dana - Aug 24, 2009 7:37:22 am PDT #5278 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

This whole Aciphex discussion is going to end with more hooks, isn't it?

God, I hope not.


Amy - Aug 24, 2009 7:37:52 am PDT #5279 of 30001
Because books.

I can no longer remember what Aciphex does, and am instead convinced it's for improving your ass's effect on others.