Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2009 5:35:11 am PDT #4831 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Good luck with finding daycare, Zmahems....

When I was a preschooler, my mom wasn't working. I have fond memories of playing with Lincoln Logs (or those wooden brick things) while my mom watched soaps and drank coffee....


Sparky1 - Aug 21, 2009 5:38:30 am PDT #4832 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

What do you need to know?

Nothing specific. Some judge has to give a speech and his message just said he would like "everything." I'm just going to gather what I can from our collection today and see how that flies.

Dear Library Users: "Everything" is not actually a helpful description of what you need. "Everything" means you will end up with a lot of crap.


Jessica - Aug 21, 2009 5:39:05 am PDT #4833 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

JZ, that sounds exactly like my sitaution in Brooklyn right now. There's just no way around it.


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2009 5:41:17 am PDT #4834 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wasn't a push for some sort of national childcare thingie a part of the liberal agenda of the late '70s?


Jesse - Aug 21, 2009 5:44:19 am PDT #4835 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That sounds like some kind of Nazi agenda!

Childcare is always hard.


Sparky1 - Aug 21, 2009 5:44:31 am PDT #4836 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Wasn't a push for some sort of national childcare thingie a part of the liberal agenda of the late '70s?

Right up there with maternity leave. Which my employer does not offer.


JZ - Aug 21, 2009 5:46:13 am PDT #4837 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, ugh, Jess. It sucks, doesn't it? And the hunting down/interviewing/talking with references process is somewhere on the fun scale between taxes and preventive dentistry.

Hec has already moved on to emotionally bracing himself against the trauma of transitioning Matilda from the warm, loving environment she's been in since she was 4 months old to something completely new and strange, but I can't even think about that. I'm too busy stressing about the whole finding-a-place-to-begin-with thing.


Gudanov - Aug 21, 2009 5:46:44 am PDT #4838 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I think there was a push for the metric system too. Thank god we fought back against the tyranny of easily convertible units of measurement.


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2009 5:51:29 am PDT #4839 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think there was a push for the metric system too. Thank god we fought back against the tyranny of easily convertible units of measurement.

Yeah. It'd be funny if Democrats were pushing for the metric system now - I'd love to see the right-wing campaign against that.

"The metric system - invented by Hitler and Stalin!"

"The metric system - part of a liberal plot to make construction of concentration camps easier!"


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2009 5:52:32 am PDT #4840 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Obama and his jack-booted thugs will come into your house and take your yardsticks!"