We had the first day of school today. Emaryn is going to a different school this year. Upper Elementary.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Weird & Fun Wedding Toppers
We had Wilow and Oz action figures. And, of course, all the words to the Hippo Dignity speech on the cake.
Speaking of science stuff, Rachel Maddow showed a neat clip of the Obamas at a lookout at the Grand Canyon, and Malia was being quizzed on the three forms of rock by the park ranger. She knew sedimentary, but was having problems remembering the others (paraphrasing the clip here):
Malia: It's formed from cooled lava...
Sasha: Lava rock!
Malia: No, it's something else.
Ranger: It begins with an "i"...
Malia: Igneous!!
Ranger: That's right! Now, what's the third?
Malia: Ummm...
Ranger: It's a hard one. Met-...Meta-...
Malia: Metamorphic!!
It was just too cute to hear, and nice to see that vacations are for reinforcing learning even for the First Kids. And, hey, science!
'Total Eclipse Of The Heart' Flowchart
That is genius. It's gorgeous and genius.
Our CEO has invited us to attend "A Day of Hope and Inspiration" with featured speaker John O'Leary.
We are welcome to bring one guest, but there is this one caveat:
This program may be too intense for young children.
...What?? This is some hardcore fucking hope and inspiration.
...maybe they lock you in a hot car for an hour?
This program may be too intense for young children.
...What?? This is some hardcore fucking hope and inspiration.
He may have some graphic photos of his childhood burns that may freak kids out.
You better fucking hope you're fucking inspired by the end of this fucking day or O'Leary will fuck you up, bitch.
Maybe he used to be some kind of reprobate and needs to tell you how many women he bagged before he saw the light. Or maybe he just doesn't want dudes feeling girly about a motivational presentation.
You can totally see me in this barbecue truck line picture, but only because I'm wearing a coral shirt and black skirt: [link]