What is your childhood trauma?

Cordelia ,'Lessons'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Aug 16, 2009 6:03:04 pm PDT #4138 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

a pigeon shit on my head.

Someone doesn't get to stay up late tonight!


billytea - Aug 16, 2009 6:04:34 pm PDT #4139 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Someone doesn't get to stay up late tonight!

They may not even get to drive the bus.


§ ita § - Aug 16, 2009 6:58:41 pm PDT #4140 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, man, I've been reading notalwaysright.com like crack all weekend. I think I'm halfway through. I can't stop. Even if they're all exaggerations, people are way stupid.


Steph L. - Aug 17, 2009 2:43:55 am PDT #4141 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oh, man, I've been reading notalwaysright.com like crack all weekend. I think I'm halfway through. I can't stop. Even if they're all exaggerations, people are way stupid.

ita, me too! I still have it open in a tab (I'm on page 66).


Sophia Brooks - Aug 17, 2009 3:39:36 am PDT #4142 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

OK, now I hate you guys because I can't stop reading! I also hate to tell you this, but having worked in customer service from age 15 to age 30, and still being the person who answers the telephone, I doubt all of them are exaggerations. People are crazy.

One of the funniest things that happened to me was working the customer service desk right after monistat (for yeast infections) came on the market. It was very expensive (I think around $50.00) and very small, and we rather stupidly just put it on the shelf. A man came to return it without a receipt because it "made his wife itch". We had to have a managers signature because the price was so high, but we went ahead and did it. Ten minutes later, after not buying anything he cam back to the service desk with MORE monistat and the same story. He didn't even a) leave the store or b) wait for another clerk!


Jessica - Aug 17, 2009 3:53:06 am PDT #4143 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've been reading notalwaysright.com like crack all weekend.

Well, there goes my Monday! Between this one and emailsfromcrazypeople.com I may never work again.


msbelle - Aug 17, 2009 4:22:50 am PDT #4144 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

thank god I can't get to there from work.

something set mac off last night and I didn;t keep my cool, so it spun out for an hour. But he did not get violent. He did figure out a new button to push though, dragging treated linens over the suspect carpet and from room to room. UGH. oh and making holes in his mattress encasement.


Jesse - Aug 17, 2009 4:30:33 am PDT #4145 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That sounds really upsetting, but like some overall progress has been made? Still: UGH!


Jesse - Aug 17, 2009 4:36:16 am PDT #4146 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

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Vortex - Aug 17, 2009 5:13:58 am PDT #4147 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Reading 'notalwaysright' makes me nostalgic for FCOTD. I mean, I'm happy that Joe is out of the shitty job and rocking the hell out of school, but I miss it. I know that he doesn't, though.