Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Aug 16, 2009 3:13:39 pm PDT #4122 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I kinda think that too, but then he married Gweneth and I can match those things up.


Hil R. - Aug 16, 2009 3:21:18 pm PDT #4123 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Argh. The company where I got my TENS unit says that they submitted a claim to my insurance company, who denied it, and thus they sent me a bill for the full cost. I logged onto my account on the insurance company website, which doesn't have any record of ever receiving that claim.


Cass - Aug 16, 2009 3:21:36 pm PDT #4124 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

sarameg, you have the awesomest dad in the history of ever! Well, awesomest-by-proxy because OMGNeilDeGrasseTysonOMG!


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 16, 2009 3:25:32 pm PDT #4125 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday DebetEsse!


Juliebird - Aug 16, 2009 3:27:17 pm PDT #4126 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Nunya kept meowing at me, got me really worried that she was hurt.

Translated into human speech, this is what she said, "Mom! Look! Look, mom! MOM! Check this out. I have a really big bug. I'm gonna eat it. *nibbles on tickly wiggly legs* Mom! *nibbles* Watch me! I'm gonna eat it for reals!" *crunch crunch crunch*


Jesse - Aug 16, 2009 3:29:48 pm PDT #4127 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I kinda think that too, but then he married Gweneth and I can match those things up.

I know! It makes me think better of her as well.


Cashmere - Aug 16, 2009 3:52:54 pm PDT #4128 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Abi, don't think I am going to make it. I took a few wrong turns then my cel phone battery died! No car charger. stopped to buy one but couldn't find the power plug in in my FiL's car. Finally purchased an emergency charger and had to meet my in-laws to pick up the kids.

Meet up fail!


Jessica - Aug 16, 2009 3:55:58 pm PDT #4129 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm not even a palaeaontologist and I know that's a big fat stupid lie.

The neat thing about being a fanatic creationist is each transitional fossil find just creates two more gaps for those crazy deluded scientists to fill in! Also, up is down, black is white, and water is dry.


Steph L. - Aug 16, 2009 4:19:36 pm PDT #4130 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Holy crap, Usain Bolt just ran a 9.58s 100m. His previous record was 9.71.

That man ain't human. That's amazing.

Did he chill the last ten yards? God I love that guy.

It made me laugh and laugh when some commentators were actually offended that Bolt chilled the last 10 yards at the Olympics. I mean, he's the fastest human on the planet -- if he wants to slow down, what's it to them?


sarameg - Aug 16, 2009 4:26:59 pm PDT #4131 of 30001

A cousin of mine is a paleo. T-rex!