Work? I have none.

Obviously, you have been too productive.

I have work to do, and am trying to get those little things done that have been on my to-do list forever. It's generally a good thing.

I am ignoring my work. I am sure there are important things that I am forgetting, but it seems all my work at the moment is stuff that can wait until Monday.

I am obsessing over cleaning my area rugs.

8 dead in the battle in Gaza, now.

My dad: "this is one of these times, like in Iran-Iraq war, where I support arming both sides equally and see what happens".

I wonder how much of this, if at all, my sis is getting - she's on shift now, but in the north of the Strip.

Maybe I'll just take a short nap under my desk.

Heh. I did that earlier today. (Both my bosses are out of town.)

If you're bored and looking for something to do, why not help classify the Universe?

Welcome to Galaxy Zoo, where you can help astronomers explore the Universe - The Galaxy Zoo files contain almost a quarter of a million galaxies which have been imaged with a camera attached to a robotic telescope the Sloan Digital Sky Survey, no less). In order to understand how these galaxies — and our own — formed, we need your help to classify them according to their shapes — a task at which your brain is better than even the fastest computer. More than 150,000 people have taken part in Galaxy Zoo so far, producing a wealth of valuable data and sending telescopes on Earth and in space chasing after their discoveries. Zoo 2 focuses on the nearest, brightest and most beautiful galaxies...

...Over the past year, volunteers from the original Galaxy Zoo project — people like you — created the world's largest database of galaxy shapes. This database is already showing us surprising things about the nature of galaxies. For example, astronomers used to assume that if a galaxy appears red in colour, it is also probably an elliptical galaxy. But with your help, Galaxy Zoo has shown that up to a third of red galaxies are actually spirals. Similarly, there is a much larger number of blue ellipticals than previously thought, including a small but significant fraction of blue ellipticals that are in the process of forming considerable numbers of new stars — sometimes up to 50 times as many new stars as our galaxy.

Or you can watch this clip from Daily Show:

"She wants her America back? Tell that to the Indians!"

I'm skipping here lately, so I don't know if it has been posted: [link]

Tip #4: Don’t slack off on your video game skills.

Shit.

Does Solitaire count?

Inglorious Plumbers: Mario & Friends Get The Tarantino Treatment (VIDEO)

I was going to link to one of the posts today on Go Fug Yourself, but then I couldn't decide which. So, enjoy: [link]