Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.

'The Train Job'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sparky1 - Aug 14, 2009 7:09:26 am PDT #3806 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Yesterday one of my coworkers was on the phone with his wife, who works at the Supreme Court. She interrupted what he was saying with, "I've got to go, Justice Sotomayor is here" and hung up on him.


Connie Neil - Aug 14, 2009 7:29:37 am PDT #3807 of 30001
brillig

"I've got to go, Justice Sotomayor is here" and hung up on him.

"Sorry, honey, amazingly cool historic moment at hand, love ya, bye."


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2009 7:38:12 am PDT #3808 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Happy birthday, internal combustion engine! Aug. 14, 1877: Internal Combustion’s Stroke of Genius


Kathy A - Aug 14, 2009 7:39:58 am PDT #3809 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Sad news at Two Lumps: the cat who is the inspiration for Snooch died this week.


Shir - Aug 14, 2009 8:16:28 am PDT #3810 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Damn. There were rumors a about Al-Qaida in Gaza, but I didn't expect this: [link]


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2009 8:17:14 am PDT #3811 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, do folks know what today's Google graphic means?

(Hint: it represents one of the most significant scientific discoveries evah!)


Gudanov - Aug 14, 2009 8:17:17 am PDT #3812 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I forgot to turn off SpongeBob on the DVR. It recorded fifty episodes.

Problems really don't more first world that that.


Gudanov - Aug 14, 2009 8:19:44 am PDT #3813 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

It's an electromagnet so is it the discovery that current creates magnetic fields?


Polter-Cow - Aug 14, 2009 8:19:58 am PDT #3814 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

We're hiring a temp. There is a candidate interviewing right now.

Her name is Roseanne Conner.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2009 8:22:15 am PDT #3815 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's an electromagnet so is it the discovery that current creates magnetic fields?

Uh-huh.