I always worry that I smell like road ramps!
Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.
Willow ,'First Date'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Aug 13, 2009 11:57:32 am PDT #3714 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Allyson - Aug 13, 2009 12:06:18 pm PDT #3715 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I keep random toys on my counter for the scientists to play with while they're waiting for appointments.
I got a rubik's cube yesterday, and it's infuriating because they keep walking by, picking it up, and solving it in ten minutes and then I have to mix it all up again.
This isn't a normal first world problem, is it?
aurelia - Aug 13, 2009 12:12:39 pm PDT #3716 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I'm surprised it takes them 10 minutes.
(I have to confess that I'm one of those people who would stop to solve it.)
Gudanov - Aug 13, 2009 12:13:28 pm PDT #3717 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Rubik's cubes are easy. Take a flat bladed screwdriver to pry it apart, then reassemble it solved. Hey, it's how Captain Kirk would have done it.
StuntHusband - Aug 13, 2009 12:19:02 pm PDT #3718 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Hey, it's how Captain Kirk would have done it.
...while eating an apple AND smirking at Spock.
Burrell - Aug 13, 2009 12:35:19 pm PDT #3719 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I once knew the secret to solving a Rubik's cube, but I can no longer remember what it is. Lame brain.
sarameg - Aug 13, 2009 12:38:08 pm PDT #3720 of 30001
I always went the screwdriver route. I have no patience for non-practical-application puzzles. Which is really funny because one of the things I love about my job is troubleshooting. It's just a puzzle!
Kathy A - Aug 13, 2009 12:42:37 pm PDT #3721 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Barb - Aug 13, 2009 1:01:00 pm PDT #3722 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
...while eating an apple AND smirking at Spock.
And copping a feel of the green bitch.
Polter-Cow - Aug 13, 2009 1:11:09 pm PDT #3723 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Less sex, more TV aired in India:
On World Population Day this year India's new health and welfare minister came out with an idea on how to tackle the population issue: Bring electricity to every Indian village so that people would watch television until late at night and therefore be too tired to make babies.
Of course, the best bit is at the end:
One such survey done in 2006 by an Italian sexologist reveals couples with televisions in their bedrooms had sex half as much as those without it.
That being said Omar Mohammed, the man with 24 children had a different take.
"After watching TV," he says, "when we look at scintillating things we will probably want to make more children."
P.S. Sara Sidner, have a couple commas, free of charge. ,,