The boy who mows our lawn took off his shirt and has his baseball cap on backwards. Owen is watching him mow and promptly removed his shirt, found his baseball cap and put it on backwards, too. He and Olivia just love Waylon. I do, too. He calls me Ms.
You know, I've heard of porn that starts off like this. Are you going to offer him a cold glass of lemonade?
My employer-based health care is FANTASTIC (and 100% paid-for), but then, I work for a British company and I'm pretty sure the Americans are the only employees they have to cover at all. (The Brits and Canadians do get employer-based perks, like a better visual plan than the NHS offers, but basic coverage isn't an issue.)
Are you going to offer him a cold glass of lemonade?
I have an ice-cold bottle of water at the ready.
Oh, damn, I'm that dirty old woman.
Someone shoot me.
I just got some news at work that I'm dorkishly happy about, and also my minion is being cute today. I will not let the jacktards keep me down!
NO JACKTARDS!!
Reminds me, I need to wash my Jackholia hoodie so I'll have it if we go see a movie this weekend.
Oh, damn, I'm that dirty old woman.
I think I'm finally over my "thing" for my new sensei. I still don't know how old he is, but the more I spend time at the dojo, the younger he seems. Nice to look at, but please, don't talk.
Oh, damn, I'm that dirty old woman.
Someone shoot me.
Hell no, girl. I'm over here cheering you on!
I have an ice-cold bottle of water at the ready.
no, it has to be a glass so that he can come back inside to return it and say thank you in his special way. BAWM CHICKA BAWM BAWM!!!
no, it has to be a glass so that he can come back inside and return it and say thank you in his special way. BAWM CHICKA BAWM BAWM!!!
She can tell him the recycling bin's in the kitchen.
She can tell him the recycling bin's in the kitchen.
And then thank him for recycling. Special ways optional.