I keep forgetting why I'm supposed to hate the French.
I think we switched to freedom fries (bad move, name more of our food 'French' if we want them upset. 'French sausage on a stick!') because France didn't support the war in Iraq on the basis that the UN inspectors were allowed back in and didn't find evidence of WMD.
Plus, they insist on wearing berets, and that's just insufferable.
Plus, they insist on wearing berets, and that's just insufferable.
Not to mention all mimes are french.
I keep forgetting why I'm supposed to hate the French.
I blame the frustrations of the plus-que-parfait du subjonctif, myself.
They generally ignore us or look at us with disdain. What could be worse? I mean, WE'RE AMERICA! Damn it! USA USA USA
or something.
I keep forgetting why I'm supposed to hate the French.
Plus they surrendered to Hitler!
surrender monkeys! right.
I keep forgetting why I'm supposed to hate the French.
Because they are cheese-eating surrender-monkeys!
Heh. Inevitable Buffista x-post.
If I create a fake liberal blog where I complain about the US dropping the atom bomb on Dresden and Berlin... do you suppose I could get conservatives to defend our nuking Germany?
I thought the reason we hate the French is that they eat better, sleep more, smoke a lot, and dress better than we do. Plus they get to have sex during their two hour lunch break like ALL THE TIME. And then they have the NERVE to act all French and blase about it.