Gwen: Demon, OK? The whole nine—cloven feet and horns and teeth. He wasn't wearing lamé though. Lorne: Yeah, the evil ones can't pull it off. It gets camp.

'Harm's Way'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2010 8:11:39 am PST #29586 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Alpen:

New Guy totally threw me under the bus with the meeting he wanted me to cover. He swore I wouldn't have to say anything, but they (exec bigwigs) pressed me for dates I didn't have to hand. When I came back to my desk to get the info, he was sitting at his, pretty as you please.

Well, at least everyone in upper management knows he was late today. Not a secret I have to keep.


Jesse - Jan 06, 2010 8:11:55 am PST #29587 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I remember when my parents took away the rule that they couldn't use words I didn't know in Boggle or Scrabble, but I don't remember how old I was. Maybe 10 or so?


Tom Scola - Jan 06, 2010 8:12:54 am PST #29588 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

New Guy is just asking to get punched in the dick, isn't he?


Liese S. - Jan 06, 2010 8:13:06 am PST #29589 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I got a reputation for cheating briefly when we were playing with the kids in New Mexico all the time. But I didn't cheat! I was just that good! And, okay, admittedly, we were playing my family's traditional game that no one knew the rules for before we taught them. It's not entirely surprising that I knew all the suits and who was likely to have what card and they didn't. But see above re: not throwing games. They just had to get better at the game. Which they did. And then I didn't win so much. But I swear I never cheated! Hmph.


tommyrot - Jan 06, 2010 8:15:19 am PST #29590 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Missing patient found dead in hospital

A 60-year-old man, missing for five days, was found dead in a doctor's waiting room at a hospital. From Daily Dispatch Online:

It is alleged the man was seen by a nurse and a doctor on December 24, and five days later his decomposing body was found locked inside the room.

Health spokesperson Sizwe Kupelo said that bread and the keys of the room were found inside the room with him.

“We condemn such misconduct and hospital managers who don’t want to manage will have shape up or ship out,” Kupelo said.

The man’s family came looking for him but were using a different name to that which was used when he was admitted to the hospital, he said.


Lee - Jan 06, 2010 8:18:12 am PST #29591 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

New Guy is just asking to get punched in the dick, isn't he?

Repeatedly.


megan walker - Jan 06, 2010 8:19:54 am PST #29592 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Not that it happens very often, but I hate being accused of cheating, even in jest, mostly because I don't see the point of it. I would have no satisfaction in winning if I knew I had cheated.


Nicole - Jan 06, 2010 8:20:00 am PST #29593 of 30001
I'm getting the pig!

DH and I tried playing Lexulous with his mom. After the first couple of games we were labeled as cheaters because she wasn't winning. I tried explaining that it takes a while to get back into the swing of things with a game like Scrabble, but she blew me off. Soon after she just got real snippy and then stopped playing completely.

She still sends invites to other online competition type games and we've decided to ignore them.


Burrell - Jan 06, 2010 8:20:01 am PST #29594 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Wow, is New Guy playing at something? I repeat, what a tool.

WRT letting the kids win, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Depends on the circumstances, the game, and whether or not our kids are still learning the rules. We have two kids who want to win, and since they can't both win every time, it's not worth our while to throw games to them on a regular basis.


tommyrot - Jan 06, 2010 8:21:00 am PST #29595 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Expulsion from Eden, Written with Internet Catchphrases (A short comic)