Yeah, the morning Risk game ended in tears, or so it was reported to me. And everyone was in tears except Pablo and Maura (my friend and his stepmom). That everyone included Milan who was in high school and Ellis who was a full blown adult by then.

huh, not probably shocking to anyone, I won't tolerate cheating at any age. If they want to play a game, we sit and play it and play by the rules.

If mac tries to cheat all in my family will just stop playing. Same for if he won't sit and play but gets up and runs around playing with other things.

I bought my first groupon today - 50% off an order at Fresh Direct.

I did too, though mine was a two for the price of one tickets to a comedy club. Gonna take K-Bug when she is out for a visit.

We have had to stop playing Chutes and Ladders, with a 6 year old, because of tears. Explaining that it is chance does not help.

I'm definitely more committed to fun than rules -- I cheat at Solitaire! Because it's more fun to finish out the game.

I AM SHOCKED!

Compare apples to oranges.

(I got all five wrong. Oops!)

Compare apples to oranges.

You're not supposed to do that!

3 out of 5. Not bad for straight up guessing.

I don't throw games. Although sometimes I'm relieved when I don't win. I didn't for the niece and nephew over Thanksgiving break and I think it was disconcerting for both the parents and the grandparents that I wouldn't. But I also talk to them like adults. On the other hand I also grab them by their ankles and swing them upside down, which I don't generally do to adults. Although maybe that's just because I'm 5'3" and it would end badly for most adults if I tried.

I also don't cheat or tolerate cheating in my games, but that's generally because we're dealing with teenagers at that point and teenagers are devious and sneaky and you have to watch them like fake medieval falcons, or they will take all your chips and laugh.

That's partly why I do so badly at games with social aspects, too. I play in a straightforward and totally readable way. And I am gullible, so I get sucked into misrepresentation play, like bluffs.

We have a family friend. Well, friends who are a family, who play with amazing brutality. They will take you out, motherfucker, and you'd better be ready. It's so funny because they're all so laid back and mellow and seem friendly and happy. And then you sit down around the card table, and whoo, you better look out!

I loved Risk as a kid, and then went through a phase where I refused to play, because it was war! And I was against war! And what was entertaining about war? Nothing! Because it was war!

But I got over it.

Not the pacifism. Just the being pedantic about games.

Boy, I am yammery this morning, aren't I?