It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Dec 29, 2009 6:38:25 am PST #27824 of 30001

My MOTHER gave Dominic this: [link] It came with the drum and 2 clips.

My brother got him this one: [link]

Darts.everywhere.


sarameg - Dec 29, 2009 6:40:54 am PST #27825 of 30001

I now want to do a lifecycle and environmental cost analysis on Nerf guns vs. marshmallow guns.

My brother is conducting an experiment with marshmallows. Well, he & the kids are. Left some out on his back deck. Since August. Still recognizable, despite rain and snow and heat and ants...


§ ita § - Dec 29, 2009 6:42:31 am PST #27826 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

New Guy called a 8-8:30 meeting. He hasn't come in yet. I bet he'll make it here for the 9 meeting he called, because that one involves his boss. He can't be that self-destructive.


msbelle - Dec 29, 2009 6:42:35 am PST #27827 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

wow, y'all are like the opposites of most families I know here where guns toys just do not exist.


tommyrot - Dec 29, 2009 6:45:47 am PST #27828 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Like Gud, I wish we had Nerf guns. When I was about 8, my brother and I would play Star Trek. So I made "phasers" out of Tinkertoys. My "phaser" used rubber bands to shoot a Tinkertoy piece out of its muzzle. That thing could have easily taken an eye out....

Oh yeah, once my older brother shot me in the arm with a BB gun. I cried, so he said I could shoot him with it to get even. I didn't see the point to that.


sarameg - Dec 29, 2009 6:46:11 am PST #27829 of 30001

Well, that was my family! Now, nsm.

I mean, fergawdsake, my father joined the NRA. I'm not real clear on the logic there. Something to do with S&R, I guess. He loves to tell people this, because if they know him but a little, their reactions are classic.


Kat - Dec 29, 2009 6:47:07 am PST #27830 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

The Betsey Johnson coat is lovely.

I think it's a back cookies day. Also, the christmas decorations are all boxed and now they need to migrate to the garage.


Tom Scola - Dec 29, 2009 6:49:01 am PST #27831 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Edit: in the picture, she's wearing a short-sleeved shirt. I don't know of anybody who would wear a wig for religious reasons who would also wear short sleeves.

She's asserting her right to bare arms.


§ ita § - Dec 29, 2009 7:01:16 am PST #27832 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

She's asserting her right to bare arms.

Oh, that was painful.

A gimme, but painful.


Fred Pete - Dec 29, 2009 7:05:59 am PST #27833 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Of course it's painful. Orly Taitz is involved.