I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 28, 2009 6:54:06 am PST #27569 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is cool (if you like gravity): Gravity Wells

eta: Cool. If you were riding your bike on Deimos (a tiny moon of Mars), you could reach escape velocity by riding your bike up a ramp.


tommyrot - Dec 28, 2009 7:18:02 am PST #27570 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From My First Fail - wtf is going on here?

Do I Have To Behead The Purple One Too?


msbelle - Dec 28, 2009 7:19:39 am PST #27571 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

um, someone dressed their toddler up as Chucky? or a random axe murder? interesting choice.


tommyrot - Dec 28, 2009 7:30:21 am PST #27572 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The JFK Photo That Could Have Changed History

TMZ has obtained a never-before published photograph which appears to show John F. Kennedy on a boat filled with naked women -- it's a photo that could have altered world events.

We believe the photo was taken in the mid-1950s. It shows two naked women jumping off the boat and two more naked women sunning on the top deck. Just below the top deck -- a man appearing to be John F. Kennedy is lying on a deck, sunning himself.

TMZ had multiple experts examine the photo -- all say there is no evidence the picture was Photoshopped. The original print -- which is creased -- was scanned and examined for evidence of inconsistent lighting, photo composition and other forms of manipulation. The experts all concluded the photo appears authentic.

Huh.


tommyrot - Dec 28, 2009 7:42:44 am PST #27573 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just solved a major crisis that was preventing our client from processing their payroll.

I should be allowed to take the rest of the day off, right?


Kathy A - Dec 28, 2009 7:58:42 am PST #27574 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Holy cow, the sun's out!!!


Jesse - Dec 28, 2009 8:00:34 am PST #27575 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I should be allowed to take the rest of the day off, right?

Absolutely.

Where was that picture taken from? Another boat, I guess? Huh.

I made it to and from the vet, walking home in the rain. Of course everyone loved my cat. The tech was saying she'd never seen a cat named Homer, but it seems popular for pugs.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 28, 2009 8:02:22 am PST #27576 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The tech was saying she'd never seen a cat named Homer, but it seems popular for pugs.

Did he come with the name Homer?

My vet tech had a cat named "Mr. Bobo" and mine is named "Miss. Bobo". She had to explain why she started laughing when I said my cat's name.


Jesse - Dec 28, 2009 8:03:13 am PST #27577 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Did he come with the name Homer?

Yep.


tommyrot - Dec 28, 2009 8:07:29 am PST #27578 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh dear god. Some people should not be allowed to drive in the winter....

Driving on ice in Paignton, England (video)

So what do you do when your car is sliding on ice and the brakes won't stop it? From this video, I've learned that you should not open the car doors and try to stop it with your feet. Because you and your passenger might fall out of your moving car....

eta:

Filmed by neighbors who asked them not to attempt driving out on their iced-over suburban street, this pair somehow turn their predicament from "deductible" to "Darwin Award" near-miss in record time.