My mother, who I swear did very little dating, busts out with random shit like Gil Scott Heron's drummer. And she offered me quite the hookups that I turned down, idiot that I was. John freaking Barnes. I think I did okay on my own, although dating is a strong term for it.
We're taking a moment ... and we're done.
Oz ,'Chosen'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Dec 22, 2009 10:40:08 am PST #26766 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kathy A - Dec 22, 2009 10:42:00 am PST #26767 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Governor Tim Kaine of Virginia goes on a local newsradio station and gets a phone call from Barry from DC.
Jesse - Dec 22, 2009 10:56:44 am PST #26768 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG, he is the cutest.
javachik - Dec 22, 2009 10:58:50 am PST #26769 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
There were two candidates for my father (well more than two, but I won't bore you with that) and one of them was John Phillip Law.
I need help: I am sick of saying "bio mom" because "mom" is part of that, and it's not correct. What do I call her? Carrier? Ova-donor? What?
Steph L. - Dec 22, 2009 11:00:15 am PST #26770 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Picture of brand-new Glambaby in Bitches: Glamcookie "Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure." Dec 22, 2009 12:55:48 pm PST.
Connie Neil - Dec 22, 2009 11:00:41 am PST #26771 of 30001
brillig
Amelia Parker used to refer to Kenny's father as the sperm donor.
edit: "carrier" makes you sound like a disease, I'm afraid.
javachik - Dec 22, 2009 11:02:48 am PST #26772 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
edit: "carrier" makes you sound like a disease, I'm afraid.
Yeah, it does. I gotta come up with something. Not something too harsh; I don't hate her. She's just not my mom.
Gudanov - Dec 22, 2009 11:04:05 am PST #26773 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Incubator?
javachik - Dec 22, 2009 11:11:13 am PST #26774 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Ha! That reminds me of that scary movie with Barbara Hershey!
JZ - Dec 22, 2009 11:12:29 am PST #26775 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
MGT, MET, or MOT (maternal genetic, egg or ovum contributor)?