And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Polter-Cow - Dec 21, 2009 9:00:35 am PST #26555 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ergh. We're instituting a new records management system that's going to make me incredibly twitchy. Any e-mail that is not moved into a managed folder—where it becomes undeleteable for a set number of years—will be purged after four months without warning. And we can't create archive folders anymore.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 21, 2009 9:03:12 am PST #26556 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

More kitty~ma for you, sumi. I hope he is safe in those nooks and crannies.


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2009 9:21:35 am PST #26557 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Perhaps not as strong a sign of the apocalypse as "dogs and cats living together," but it still ain't right: Toaster looks and acts like a printer


Jessica - Dec 21, 2009 9:23:09 am PST #26558 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The comments are hilarious:

"PC LOAD WHEAT", WHAT THE F* DOES THAT MEAN?!


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2009 9:29:41 am PST #26559 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Useful advice for the holidays: Drink Lighter-Colored Liquors to Avoid Hangovers

Researchers at Brown University liquored up nearly a hundred study participants with various alcoholic drinks—all the different shades of alcohol were mixed into caffeine-free cola to mask the color and flavor of the particular alcohol—and observed them. All the participants that consumed alcohol slept worse and performed worse on cognitive tests than the participants that didn't, but the participants that drank lighter-colored liquor had less hangover related symptoms the next day.

Overall, bourbon drinkers reported feeling worse than vodka drinkers, rating higher on scales that measure the severity of hangover malaise, including headache, nausea, loss of appetite and thirst. It should come as no surprise that alcohol drinkers said they felt much worse than those who had drunk only tonic water.

One reason for the different effects of vodka and bourbon, Rohsenow says, could be that bourbon contains 37 times more toxic compounds than vodka does, including nasty organic molecules such as acetone, acetaldehyde, tannins and furfural. A good rule of thumb for liquors, she says, is that the clearer they are, the less of these substances they contain.


-t - Dec 21, 2009 9:37:20 am PST #26560 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{sumi}} I hope he's safe in a nook and that he will recognize you and come to you while you are looking for him.


Gudanov - Dec 21, 2009 9:41:48 am PST #26561 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

If you're here Typo Boy, I listened to your interview and I thought you did a great job. I've read that Scientific American article and found it intriguing.

My in-laws think man-made climate change is a hoax and that the rising temperatures are part of a long-term climate cycle. It's an argument I find difficult to counter since every time I search for an article I come up with the 1998 data point counter argument instead. I would point out that CO2 concentrations have gone up dramatically since the dawn of the industrial age, far too fast for a natural explanation, not to mention isotope levels can determine if the origin is from man-made sources. However, that doesn't directly address the argument. I think that's the line Palin is going with as well.


Tom Scola - Dec 21, 2009 9:46:00 am PST #26562 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Have you seen this chart, Gud?


Typo Boy - Dec 21, 2009 9:55:15 am PST #26563 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Thanks Gud.Did you follow the "How to Talk to a Climate Skeptic" Link I sent you? Here it is again. [link] . Scroll down to find it indexed by category and sub-category. It includes a whole section on "Climate Change is Natural">

BTW, the chart Tom Scala linked above is awesome. I'm adding it to my bookmarks.


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2009 10:09:42 am PST #26564 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Recipe o' the Day: Chocolate Chestnut Mousse Trifle

Light on effort and heavy on flavor, trifle is the sort of dessert that looks deceptively decadent, but is actually a cinch to make. If you're seeking the epitome of show-stopping desserts, look no further than the Chocolate Chestnut Mousse Trifle. A cloud of sweet chocolate mousse and slices of buttery pound cake, juxtaposed with the bitter chestnuts, make for an enticing play on festive flavor. Not only do you get to savor varying textures and tastes, but also the overall flavor is a luscious reminder of the beloved tiramisu.