Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

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§ ita § - Dec 18, 2009 9:14:15 am PST #26043 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But if I got laid off right now, I've probably already done the bulk of my holiday spending. So it gets to suck and I'm out the dosh anyway. And I can't really use the time to job hunt.

The past two days were crazy long because we had vendors in and we had to squeeze every paid hour out of them. Now I miss them. They were funny guys. Turns out they even kept their snarky comments in the excel spreadsheet we're using to manage the data migration. I like the irreverent vibe. Especially when it's matched with brains, like it obviously is.


Lee - Dec 18, 2009 9:17:13 am PST #26044 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Our Holiday lunch is today, and the personnel manager person just sent out an email saying the office is completely and officially closed from 12:15 to 3:00.

I guess they want us all to go.


Kathy A - Dec 18, 2009 9:19:02 am PST #26045 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm making my parents a Christmas mix, and wondering if it's weird to have two versions of the same song, in different styles?

Not at all! I've got a Starbucks holiday album with two versions of "Little Drummer Boy" on it, one by Bing and one sung in German by Marlene Dietrich.


§ ita § - Dec 18, 2009 9:20:49 am PST #26046 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We didn't get to go to the team lunch or the office lunch, because the vendors were in and we were squeezing and working through lunch. Which, illegal, but I do it most days anyway. Boss bought us lunch both days, so I'm not even remotely complaining.


Polter-Cow - Dec 18, 2009 9:22:34 am PST #26047 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

In her office they routinely collected $75 from each person for a gift for the boss and then, for a "Holiday Party" went out to a very expensive restaurant, at each individual's expense.

...The fuck?

I'm making my parents a Christmas mix, and wondering if it's weird to have two versions of the same song, in different styles?

Do it!

I've got a Starbucks holiday album with two versions of "Little Drummer Boy" on it, one by Bing and one sung in German by Marlene Dietrich.

I enjoy the Dandy Warhols version.


Jesse - Dec 18, 2009 9:25:44 am PST #26048 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Not at all! I've got a Starbucks holiday album with two versions of "Little Drummer Boy" on it, one by Bing and one sung in German by Marlene Dietrich.

OK, good. I'm trying to stick to religious songs, and it's hard! I have so many pop songs.


P.M. Marc - Dec 18, 2009 9:28:18 am PST #26049 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

And my completely unsubstantiated Biblical fanfic fanwank is that she wasn't the first possible Mother of God who was asked, that there were others to whom the offer was made, but they couldn't quite nerve themselves up to make that jump.

Makes me think the Lord has crummy pick up lines.

"Hey, baby! Wanna let me fill you with my Holy Spirit?"


brenda m - Dec 18, 2009 9:30:04 am PST #26050 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I like that kind of stuff, Jesse.

But if I got laid off right now, I've probably already done the bulk of my holiday spending. So it gets to suck and I'm out the dosh anyway.

Yeah, but maybe you haven't given it away to people yet, or had the big holiday dinner.

I mean, it sucks big time either way but I think before would probably be better.


§ ita § - Dec 18, 2009 9:35:35 am PST #26051 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, but maybe you haven't given it away to people yet, or had the big holiday dinner

Well, faced with privation, you do what you have to do. I can't imagine the grief of having to unwrap and return presents. Not that I think I could return what I've bought, though. Etsy.

I'd probably be looking to skip people on Christmas if I got laid off just before.


Tom Scola - Dec 18, 2009 9:39:37 am PST #26052 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The 00s sucked.

Usain Bolt notwithstanding.