That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Dec 18, 2009 7:57:37 am PST #26024 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Freak out and then find something exactly where it's supposed to be.

My favorite example of me doing this was when I was working at Waldenbooks. We had closed the store, gone to the back room and gotten our coats and bags, and were all walking back through the store to leave. I was scrabbling through my purse, trying desperately to find my keys, and told my manager that I might have to return to the back room to find them, when I realized that while I was rooting through the purse with the right hand, I had the keys already in my left hand. Boy, did I feel like an idiot!


bon bon - Dec 18, 2009 8:25:18 am PST #26025 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Speaking of gifting, I don't know what's appropriate for our apartment building manager in LA. In NY, it was pretty clear what we should tip the super. But here? Do people tip the resident manager?


Jesse - Dec 18, 2009 8:26:30 am PST #26026 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh yeah! I'm assuming that since I haven't seen or spoken to building management since a maintenance guy gave me my mail key (a week after I moved in!), I don't have to tip anyone. SWEET.


§ ita § - Dec 18, 2009 8:27:50 am PST #26027 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A potluck email went out to 52 team members this Monday. When I checked the signup sheet yesterday fewer than 20 people had signed up, including one person who said they hadn't decided what to bring yet. Epic fail.

I am one of those failures, I have no shame in saying. But I don't even know any of the people who have signed up. Who needs new people anyway?


Sparky1 - Dec 18, 2009 8:29:06 am PST #26028 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Who needs new people anyway?

If those people are good cooks or good bakers? Then there is a use for them.


§ ita § - Dec 18, 2009 8:29:10 am PST #26029 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do people tip the resident manager?

Damn, I hope not. Because I never have, and wouldn't know where to start.

eta:

If those people are good cooks or good bakers? Then there is a use for them.

That is a good point. But I'm still coasting on the plantain tarts my sister brought me, and the random brownies that pop up here and there, so I haven't been feeling the craving. And, dammit, I'm a good baker. Just lazy. Maybe this weekend...I wonder if I can get free trade chocolate at Whole Foods. Probably, right?


megan walker - Dec 18, 2009 8:44:42 am PST #26030 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Speaking of gifting, I don't know what's appropriate for our apartment building manager in LA. In NY, it was pretty clear what we should tip the super. But here? Do people tip the resident manager?

I had the same question. I feel like people don't do that here in SF, but I actually have a pretty great super and want to give him at least something. I was thinking $50.


Dana - Dec 18, 2009 8:49:57 am PST #26031 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Listening to a streaming radio station that plays Muppets Christmas music.

"On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me ONE DELICIOUS COOOOKIE."


smonster - Dec 18, 2009 8:59:08 am PST #26032 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

"On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me ONE DELICIOUS COOOOKIE."

"What kind of jive present is that, man?"


Toddson - Dec 18, 2009 8:59:16 am PST #26033 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Someone wrote in to one of the advice columnists about gifting at work. She was young, in her first job, and living paycheck to paycheck. In her office they routinely collected $75 from each person for a gift for the boss and then, for a "Holiday Party" went out to a very expensive restaurant, at each individual's expense.

She couldn't afford it and the columnist advised her to just say no.