I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Dec 18, 2009 5:22:25 am PST #25952 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oh, and Rush Limbaugh is outraged that insurance might be required to cover mammograms and medical care for injuries from domestic abuse. [link]


tommyrot - Dec 18, 2009 5:23:27 am PST #25953 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"If Mary were Pro-Choice, there wouldn't be a Christmas."

But if Hitler's mom was Pro-Choice, we wouldn't have had the Holocaust.

One stupid argument deserves another.


Gudanov - Dec 18, 2009 5:24:09 am PST #25954 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Notice that in his [Chuck's] article he says 2/3 of Americans support abortions being legal.

Also, he says that earmarks made up a terrifying 0.39% of the spending bill. Of course my opinion skews that since I don't think there is anything intrinsically bad about earmarks. I consider it part of my representative's job. My congress person has received earmarks for terrible things like infrastructure and a battered woman's shelter. Wasteful spending is bad but earmarks don't always == wasteful spending.


Daisy Jane - Dec 18, 2009 5:24:48 am PST #25955 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh god. That celebrity nativity has GWB as one of the 3 wise men...just, no.


Gudanov - Dec 18, 2009 5:27:14 am PST #25956 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Oh, and Rush Limbaugh is outraged that insurance might be required to cover mammograms and medical care for injuries from domestic abuse.

God forbid that health care insurance should cover essential health care.


JZ - Dec 18, 2009 5:28:18 am PST #25957 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I keep seeing this bumper sticker around here that says virtually the same thing, like "If Mary were Pro-Choice, there wouldn't be a Christmas."

Er, right. Because being pro-choice obviously means you favor only one possible choice. Which would make it...not so much of a choice.

Rush Limbaugh is outraged that insurance might be required to cover mammograms and medical care for injuries from domestic abuse.

Mary should cover up the baby Jesus' little infant ears for a moment, because I have to say...Rush Limbaugh can go fuck himself sideways with a rusty fucking chainsaw.

STUPID POISONOUS PEOPLE GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET. IT'S CHRISTMASTIME. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Mary may now take her hands off the baby's ears. I'm done, for at least the next eight minutes.


Aims - Dec 18, 2009 5:30:07 am PST #25958 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Please note - I do not believe that Mary was raped by God or any such thing. But that bumper sticker pisses me off. I hope I did not offend any one. If I did, my sincere apologies.


Gudanov - Dec 18, 2009 5:32:05 am PST #25959 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I will defend Rush on one point. His job is essentially to piss people off, it's what he does for a living. It should make him irrelevant like Ann Coulter has pretty much done to herself, but he's good enough at being just plausible enough that he hasn't gone irrelevant yet.


Steph L. - Dec 18, 2009 5:34:08 am PST #25960 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Please note - I do not believe that Mary was raped by God or any such thing. But that bumper sticker pisses me off. I hope I did not offend any one. If I did, my sincere apologies.

I was not offended, yet I was going to be all pedantic (no! surely not!) and point out that she said yes, which makes it not rape. Instead it makes it the incredibly-difficult-to-explain-to-family scenario of "No, SERIOUSLY. It's *God's* baby! I'm not making this up!"


smonster - Dec 18, 2009 5:35:49 am PST #25961 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

His job is essentially to piss people off, it's what he does for a living.

Get a new damn job. I suggest Walmart stockboy. Or hermit.