Fuck Gerard Way, I think we're both too bananas to have a successful marriage but mmmmmmmmm sexay. Probably in the shower...

Chuck Gerard Butler - don't really grok the appeal there.

Gareth David-Lloyd - the ONLY problem with marrying Gareth is a kid named Ianto is pretty much out. I'll live.

It's funny -- I have almost nothing personal in my office (when I have an office). The only thing that's really noticeably personal is a little gnome my grandfather carved.

ION, when you send an email that says "let me know if you want to do this" and I don't reply, it means I don't want to! Please don't call to ask me if I want to!! Really, I wish people wouldn't frame their emails like that, if they are looking for a response either way. This isn't even about work, this time.

I could totally take Macy!

Let's do it!

I also have a cubicle survey of (not-so) major world religions. Two Thai Hindu gods (Hanuman and someone evil), a Buddha magnet counseling "Be still and know," a bookmark in Thich Nhat Hanh's handwriting reminding me "breathe, my dear," a Gandhi finger puppet, and my favorite; a little gargoyle seated cross-legged on a bamboo platform holding a wee sign I made that says "Just for now" next to a red glass heart and a patriotic recycling button.

And if you think that's wacky, you should see my altar at home. Everything from an Orthodox Christian icon (purchased on a bus from a deaf mute and stamped "sfintit" [blessed] on the back) to Yoda.

Other geekphemera: LoTR pin, small Wonder Woman pic on my monitor, and a zombie pen topper. I keep looking around and finding more.

rubber chicken

I have one of those in one of my prop bins!

My office doesn't show much geekitude, unless you count my copy of The Deluxe Transitive Vampire. Otherwise it's pretty much papers, cables, and a couple of calendars (one of which was a freebie from a small bookstore in Rethymnos, Crete).

Oh, and Giles is wearing an Asshat. Seriously. It's a hat made from the bottom of an expired Martian Popping Thing.

Shouldn't that be Buffy-era Wesley?

I am Trudes WRT to the Gs. Especially if I can wangle a 3-way with Mrs. Gee-way.

F Gina Gershon (but only in Corky mode) C Gillian Anderson (not an X-phile) M Gina Torres (I need to rip this woman's clothes off)

The Deluxe Transitive Vampire.

There are intransitive vampires?

There are intransitive vampires?

And are they deluxe?

And are they deluxe?

Only if you order them with fries.

Now I want to run down and take a picture of the lifesize stormtrooper on 24.