No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Dec 16, 2009 10:43:33 am PST #25623 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Have I linked this Design Hell comic here? [link]

Cause that's what were about to be looking at. Yes, people will come to our site for answers to their questions-all questions. That does not mean we're putting all the answers on the homepage.


Ginger - Dec 16, 2009 10:44:54 am PST #25624 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My sister just had a hernia operation, Burrell, and she found she was more comfortable on her side on the couch than in bed. Your hernia MV.


flea - Dec 16, 2009 10:51:53 am PST #25625 of 30001
information libertarian

What's the age at which it's inappropriate to think someone younger than you is a hottie? Is it half your age plus 7?

Signed, how the hell did I get to be 37 years old and finding people who graduated from college in 2008 attractive?


Burrell - Dec 16, 2009 10:52:52 am PST #25626 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm okay I guess, but verra sore and still pretty queasy.

I feel a bit guilty because the kids are a bit worked up. I wish I were better at hiding my pain from them.


Jesse - Dec 16, 2009 10:53:31 am PST #25627 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think half+7 is only about actually having sex with them. You can always find someone in their early 20s attractive -- isn't that the cultural standard for attractiveness?


flea - Dec 16, 2009 10:55:41 am PST #25628 of 30001
information libertarian

Oh, good, I am at no risk of actually having sex with this graduate student. For one thing, he'd be like, "Who is this old lady hitting on me?"


Sophia Brooks - Dec 16, 2009 11:03:00 am PST #25629 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I have come to terms with finding undergraduates attractive, but obviously do not share this It isn't like I am slobbering over them-- but attractive people are attractive, you know. Also, this last show had about 60 billion young pretty boys in eyeliner, which is sort of just my type.


bon bon - Dec 16, 2009 11:05:49 am PST #25630 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It's ok to be attracted to Tayler Lautner, flea. Don't be embarrassed!

I am so charmed that Pat Kiernan has excitedly tweeted like 12 times today about 30 Rock filming in the newsroom. [link] So goofy!


msbelle - Dec 16, 2009 11:07:37 am PST #25631 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

bon - did you see the pic on gothamist?


bon bon - Dec 16, 2009 11:08:41 am PST #25632 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I had not! Adorable!