Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Dec 13, 2009 5:12:44 pm PST #24759 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

When I offer a false alibi, I'll be faking physical presence, not electronic.

That's a lot harder, though. I mean, not impossible! Dana will say I was with her, apparently.


msbelle - Dec 13, 2009 5:13:27 pm PST #24760 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Jesse, I got you if you need a NE location.


-t - Dec 13, 2009 5:17:15 pm PST #24761 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, you know, send me a glass with fingerprints and DNA, I'll keep it in a cupboard until I need to say we were having a drink on the patio at a particular time. Maybe an mp3 of conversation I can play for the neighbors to hear.


Jesse - Dec 13, 2009 5:17:46 pm PST #24762 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, -t, you're devious! Note to self: when planning life of crime, consult -t first.


Dana - Dec 13, 2009 5:18:24 pm PST #24763 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I guess I'm the only one who really loves Jesse.


-t - Dec 13, 2009 5:18:35 pm PST #24764 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's that subscription to Ellery Queen Magazine.


§ ita § - Dec 13, 2009 5:21:31 pm PST #24765 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dana, I think she's more likely to need a false alibi than a real one. I just know her better.


Jesse - Dec 13, 2009 5:21:37 pm PST #24766 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And I appreciate it, Dana!


Jesse - Dec 13, 2009 5:25:39 pm PST #24767 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Anyway, alibi or no, I'd be one of those people who gets caught because they were googling "untraceable poisons" and such.


Dana - Dec 13, 2009 5:26:09 pm PST #24768 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

You need to start writing a mystery novel, so you can pass it off as research.