And that’s the romantic part – all the Jewish brides were “stolen”. The Jews had a special understanding of a woman’s heart. What a thrill for her, to be “abducted” and carried off into the night, not by a stranger but by one who loved her so much that he had paid a high price for her.

Did you guys hear the thud my eyeballs made when they whirled out of my head and hit the floor rolling?

Did you guys hear the thud my eyeballs made when they whirled out of my head and hit the floor rolling?

No, because I was too busy looking for my own. Which was hard, what with them already being out of my head.

Knowing your girlfriend is XY despite having lady parts must be something to wrap your head around.

Huh. I don't think it would be for me. But that's just a hypothetical for me (at this point in time, anyway).

Who will Usain Bolt run against?

Um, whoever he wants, I guess.

A cheetah?

Good one!

I'm just thinking, there's got to be some better way than making a checklist of what makes someone female.

Who will Usain Bolt run against?

They're welcome to put him up against me.

I'll go head to head with him.

t high fives SPP

Reputedly there are a number of top supermodels who are actually androgen-insensitive XYs. The XY expresses as a tall lanky frame and higher-than-normal-for-female metabolism (meaning they tend to be naturally slim), and their boyish slim curves result from the lower amount of estrogen that testes produce.

Were it not for the lack of menstruation (lacking a womb) and subsequent gynecological investigation, these women would have gone through life unaware of their XY status.

Where does the term "bat shit crazy" come from?

I know dried guano was used for something, but I can't remember what? Can it carry rabies or a psychoactive agent?