You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Dec 10, 2009 1:05:41 pm PST #24272 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

MAH COOKIE!!!


tommyrot - Dec 10, 2009 2:11:19 pm PST #24273 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Verne writes a letter to Poe: [link]


sarameg - Dec 10, 2009 3:52:06 pm PST #24274 of 30001

I so need a hat for the walk back from the pool. 30F with gusts up to 35 mph. Wet hair. Brrr.


Hil R. - Dec 10, 2009 3:56:22 pm PST #24275 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

What the hell? [link]

A plainclothes police sergeant fatally shot a 25-year-old man on Thursday morning outside the Marriott Marquis Hotel in Times Square after confronting the man, who he believed had been a part of a scam to intimidate tourists into buying CDs, the authorities said. The slain man was armed with a loaded Mac-10 semiautomatic pistol and had fired first, the police said.


Jessica - Dec 10, 2009 4:01:20 pm PST #24276 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Who carries a semi-automatic weapon to sell pirated CDs???

ION, the woman hiding in the guy's apartment video is almost certainly some kind of viral marketing thing - I couldn't get to the original site earlier, but now that it's no longer slashdotted, the "blog" is hosted by an apartment search engine. [link]


Kristen - Dec 10, 2009 4:21:48 pm PST #24277 of 30001

Who carries a semi-automatic weapon to sell pirated CDs???

A guy who doesn't have the latest Twilight movie.


Gudanov - Dec 10, 2009 4:22:44 pm PST #24278 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I've maybe read two books this year. I simply don't have time. I've listened to a number of audiobooks while commuting though. My reading time got replaced with writing time.


Trudy Booth - Dec 10, 2009 4:24:54 pm PST #24279 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Who carries a semi-automatic weapon to sell pirated CDs???

Actual pirates.


meara - Dec 10, 2009 4:34:56 pm PST #24280 of 30001

I am not being allowed out of the airport. Seriously, people, I know my life is ridiculous, but let's not get hysterical!! Stupid security breach. I haven't been home in a week!


aurelia - Dec 10, 2009 4:36:20 pm PST #24281 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

ION, the woman hiding in the guy's apartment video

I could swear I heard that story a year or two ago.