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Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

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Scrappy - Dec 03, 2009 9:26:11 am PST #22674 of 30001

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Not QUITE over yet. I will psare you the details.

In exciting news, today is the first day we have a cleaning lady! We are having her twice a month for $50 per visit. SUCH luxury, OMG. I will be cutting back on haircuts and dying my own hair to pay for it, but it's so worth it. I love clean floors, but both the DH and I hate mopping, so it was a the one part of the house which was almost never really clean.

Jesse - Dec 03, 2009 9:39:55 am PST #22675 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Feel better, Scrappy! And enjoy your cleaning lady!

It's almost 70 degrees here.

tommyrot - Dec 03, 2009 9:45:52 am PST #22676 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

find a bike rack, sortable by zip codes!

Ooh, I so wanted a site like this to exist!

Jessica - Dec 03, 2009 9:46:18 am PST #22677 of 30001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm brainstorming for this year's office white elephant gift exchange - I usually aim for something slightly geeky but not so much that nobody wants it. This year I'm thinking USB-powered mug warmer and a Starbucks gift card. Thoughts?

flea - Dec 03, 2009 9:46:32 am PST #22678 of 30001

information libertarian

I think my hair is possessed. By a demon of greyness. And standing-upness (the ever-increasing greys are so ORNERY.)

bon bon - Dec 03, 2009 9:49:03 am PST #22679 of 30001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have the same problem, flea. Last week I found grey eyebrow hairs.

tommyrot - Dec 03, 2009 9:51:37 am PST #22680 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This year I'm thinking USB-powered mug warmer and a Starbucks gift card. Thoughts?

That's cool. I was gonna suggest USB Pet Rock, but at least the mug warmer does something....

Jesse - Dec 03, 2009 9:51:42 am PST #22681 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Apparently my new bathroom light doesn't show the greys very well -- I had kind of a shock over Thanksgiving.

javachik - Dec 03, 2009 9:52:09 am PST #22682 of 30001

Our wings are not tired.

I had to skip (will go back and read later) to ask you all an important hivemind question. Please no lengthy discussions, what I really need is a "first take" response.

If an ad you saw had a polar bear prominently going into an ice cave with "hibernate" on the label, what would you immediate thought be?

(this is work-related, but I can't comment further than that)

tommyrot - Dec 03, 2009 9:52:52 am PST #22683 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If an ad you saw had a polar bear prominently going into an ice cave with "hibernate" on the label, what would you immediate thought be?

It was going into a strip club?

No wait, hibernate!

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