Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Dec 03, 2009 8:30:16 am PST #22663 of 30001
information libertarian

Heh, megan walker beat me to "none of those words is French."

I just had my #2 most exciting library desk shift ever - got to hold a student's hand as she writhed in pain on the floor and we waited for the ambulance to come. Seven minutes is a looong time when a young person is saying softly, "Can you call them again and ask them to hurry? Please?" My "I am not a doctor" diagnosis would be an ovarian cyst. Poor kid.


Vortex - Dec 03, 2009 8:35:29 am PST #22664 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Oh, poor noodle!


Jesse - Dec 03, 2009 8:37:52 am PST #22665 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yikes -- poor girl. What was the most exciting?


flea - Dec 03, 2009 9:12:55 am PST #22666 of 30001
information libertarian

Most exciting involved a mentally ill woman who was throwing things and screaming. It was pretty disturbing. The police came and took her to the ER, and a huge crowd gathered.

People in public libraries deal with "exciting" shit all the time, but it's really rare in an academic library. All we usually get is tears about un-saved papers.


tommyrot - Dec 03, 2009 9:16:25 am PST #22667 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

H₂0 in solid form is precipitating out of gaseous clouds suspended in the atmosphere.


Scrappy - Dec 03, 2009 9:17:51 am PST #22668 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I was up all night with an evil stomach flu. Am home from work today and laying around like a lump.


Kathy A - Dec 03, 2009 9:20:18 am PST #22669 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

For tommyrot and other Chicagoista bike riders: find a bike rack, sortable by zip codes!


sarameg - Dec 03, 2009 9:21:17 am PST #22670 of 30001

There's a chance that we'll be getting the same nasty crap tommy is on saturday. I'm not excited.


§ ita § - Dec 03, 2009 9:22:18 am PST #22671 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ow! The plastic spoon I'm eating my yoghurt with cut my lip. This is ecology exacting a price for me using disposables, isn't it?

Ugh, scrappy. Is it over now?


Trudy Booth - Dec 03, 2009 9:23:12 am PST #22672 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So... the planet has begun to fight back.