I only have one exception: middle of the night peeing. If I am in my house and know the germs are all mine already I might not wash my hands--depends on how sleepy I am.

I'm sure I've forgotten to wash my hands more than once under these circumstances. I've definitely skipped the soap and just rinsed my hands. I figure I'll be showering in a few hours anway so what's the difference?

I like this alternative.

ME TOO. Or Vegas! There are In N Out's in Vegas.

I judge you for wasting paper! Be green, sit on the seat!

or just hover. Work the quads!

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I work in a hospital and share a restroom with lots of very young and very old and very wobbly people. I can probably count on one hand the number of times I've gone in and not seen the seat plentifully sprinkled with pee, so I always use a cover, usually two or three.

or just hover. Work the quads!

You hoverers are the reason people need covers in the first place!

Though really, if the seat is visibly sprinkled, I'd go to another one. The cover really isn't making me feel any better. Well, much.

Fortunately I'm not a frequent pee-er so I can usually be picky.

You hoverers are the reason people need covers in the first place!

I don't pee on the seat (well, mostly), but in the unlikely event that it happens, I wipe it off immediately. which still, kind of unsanitary, I suppose.

Covers are not going to help if the seat is damp anyway.

As you may have guessed, I don't use covers. It is a Ca law that they must be in public bathrooms. If you use them, please don't leave them behind.

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Nifty!

Work has a sign in the bathroom asking that if you hover, you lift the seat. I think that's fair. I do not have issues with boys who don't put the seat down, but fear my wrath for the ones who don't lift it.