No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Nov 17, 2009 8:13:18 am PST #19732 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I love the "where should I eat" flow chart, but it's hard if you don't have all of the options near you. I am tempted to go to Mickey Ds for a filet o fish because it told me to go to Long John Silvers.


Sue - Nov 17, 2009 8:16:03 am PST #19733 of 30001
hip deep in pie

But what if I don't wanna eat at Tim Hortons?


Lee - Nov 17, 2009 8:16:54 am PST #19734 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

But what if I don't wanna eat at Tim Hortons?

Come visit us, and we'll take you to In N Out!


flea - Nov 17, 2009 8:18:22 am PST #19735 of 30001
information libertarian

In what universe does Chik-Fil-A not count as fried food?


Jesse - Nov 17, 2009 8:20:02 am PST #19736 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But what if I don't wanna eat at Tim Hortons?

Tough! You're in Canada!


erikaj - Nov 17, 2009 8:20:34 am PST #19737 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

The World Without Cholesterol?


brenda m - Nov 17, 2009 8:20:36 am PST #19738 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

But what if I don't wanna eat at Tim Hortons?

Then you have to go to Harvey's.


javachik - Nov 17, 2009 8:20:58 am PST #19739 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Ha! A confession: I only use the damned seat covers when someone else is in the bathroom. I am so afraid of being judged by any of the other employees for not being hygenic enough that I will use one just so they hear the sound. It's one of the stupidest things I do.

I can't even imagine not washing hands after using the bathroom. How do people not want to wash their hands?


brenda m - Nov 17, 2009 8:22:29 am PST #19740 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I am so afraid of being judged by any of the other employees for not being hygenic enough that I will use one just so they hear the sound.

Now they're judging you for being persnickety. Or something.


Jessica - Nov 17, 2009 8:23:19 am PST #19741 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Now they're judging you for being persnickety. Or something.

I judge you for wasting paper! Be green, sit on the seat!