You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Jul 21, 2009 7:37:56 pm PDT #177 of 30001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

And we just traded away Sean Gallagher for Hairston.

And Murton's down in the Rockies' minor league system, again, apparently.

Sounds like the trade didn't do much for you guys. (Though it looks like Hairston has better stats then any of the Cubs' current outfielders. Oy.)

Harden has been pretty unreliable for us this year, though apparently Pinella is going to try to pitch him at night, on the road, as much as possible for the rest of the season. Turns out his road ERA and night game ERAs are both in the low 2 range, but his home day game ERA is somewhere in the 7s. Weirdness.

What do you mean by good hitter, Hec? You talking good average, high homer run totals, or is it more of an overall "This guy is dangerous" sort of deal? I mean, on the NL side, Albert Pujols is pretty impressive. (Though there's some grumbling about steroids from some fans, but that could just be sour grapes.) Not sure who the AL equivalent would be, but isn't Mauer on the Twins having a really good year?

I will say I find myself more impressed with the Cubs' pitching staff (with a couple of exceptions) this year than their offense, but I'm not sure how much of that is the pitching and how much is how lousy our offense has been.

Carlos Marmol, on a good night, is incredibly fun to watch (and on a bad night it's just painful) and Angel Guzman is developing into an outstanding reliever. (He threw a fastball against Chipper Jones a couple months ago that was a thing of absolute beauty. Chipper bailed because it seemed to be going for his hip and then it cut across the inside corner to strike him out looking.)

I really miss Wood as the closer, though. I realize he's been struggling this year, but he had great stuff. Gregg just doesn't seem to have any life to his pitches at all.


DavidS - Jul 21, 2009 7:51:17 pm PDT #178 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What do you mean by good hitter, Hec?

Oh, you know, guys like Pujols and Mauer. Seriously the A's don't have anybody with a slugging percentage over .500 and haven't had for a few years. The A's are 29th out of 30 teams in slugging. The Giants are 27th. No pop. No danger. The Giants are 29th in runs scored with 377. The Yankees are first with 512.

At least the Giants are fun to watch with Lincecum and Pablo (Kung Fu Panda) Sandoval and we've got a stud coming up next year with Posey. The A's have just been dispiriting to watch even with some talented young pitching. Too many guys hitting .240 or less. Feh.

eta: To put it another way, the Yankees team slugging percentage (.469) is greater than that of any single A's player. Holiday is closest at .454.


billytea - Jul 21, 2009 8:11:58 pm PDT #179 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I always find the discussion of US murder rates a little surreal. We have less than 300 murders a year in the entire country (of which less than 50 involve a firearm). We have similar rates of non-violent crime to the US, but murder rates are about a third the US rate.


DavidS - Jul 21, 2009 8:28:36 pm PDT #180 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeah, billytea, but Australia isn't the land of opportunity.

Here you have an opportunity to get shot in the head at rates far greater than in the antipodes.


erikaj - Jul 21, 2009 8:29:13 pm PDT #181 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Guess it's the guns. But in my state, there are still morons who want the right to bring guns in bars. Seriously, you don't have to be a pinko(although I totally am) to find that problematic.


meara - Jul 21, 2009 8:48:00 pm PDT #182 of 30001

Hey Kalshane! I don't see you around these parts much. Hi!

I have no guns. But I would like to learn to shoot one. Just because it seems like one of those things on a life list to check off. Like knowing how to drive a stick shift.


shrift - Jul 21, 2009 8:48:53 pm PDT #183 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I always find the discussion of US murder rates a little surreal.

Illinois not only has one of the most entertainingly corrupt governors and had this junior Senator we now get to call Mr. President, but in Chicago it also gets to be number one in murder. Last year, it was 510.


SuziQ - Jul 21, 2009 9:15:24 pm PDT #184 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I have no guns. But I would like to learn to shoot one. Just because it seems like one of those things on a life list to check off. Like knowing how to drive a stick shift.

I know how to drive stick, but I have never shot a gun. Maybe I need to start a bucket list.


Theodosia - Jul 22, 2009 2:02:27 am PDT #185 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I understand there's a gun range up in NH where they have Uzis you can rent (and very carefully fire, with an instructor at your side). Anybody want to go?


Steph L. - Jul 22, 2009 2:42:35 am PDT #186 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

This story has: dwarf Lucha Libre wrestlers, a gang of old women and poison eye drops.

That's kind of beautiful.

Except for the 2 wrestlers who died, of course. Not so beautiful for them.