Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 05, 2009 7:16:09 am PST #17326 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 05, 2009 7:28:14 am PST #17327 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh, that's a joy. Mine is always that I forgot I had a class and hadn't been going all semester.
That's the one I have. Oh how we hatses it!!!
I don't think I've ever had the exam one, except when it's a case of a class I hadn't been to all semester.
I have also had the one about trying to find the class room, which usually plays out like that scene of Spinal Tap trying to find the stage.
DavidS - Nov 05, 2009 7:29:01 am PST #17328 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It's amazing how large a 3 year old can be when in your bed. Like, HUGE.
Plus, you know, she pulls hair and kicks you in the kidneys and snores like a camel with sinusitis.
(Seriously, I already pity her future bed partners. She's sprawling, twitchy and snorky.)
Sophia Brooks - Nov 05, 2009 7:32:23 am PST #17329 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
"Gatta-CA! Gatta-CA! Gatta-CA!" in my head
Too funny!
I don't usually have a school nightmare, but I often have the actor's nightmare. Most of the time, I have to perform at the opera I used to work at without knowing any of the songs or dances (although I am often just in the chorus).
Kathy A - Nov 05, 2009 7:35:44 am PST #17330 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Looks like Google is celebrating Sesame Street all week long--today, it's Cookie Monster.
Jessica - Nov 05, 2009 7:38:04 am PST #17331 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jars - Nov 05, 2009 7:41:01 am PST #17332 of 30001
I found out in work today that I should have been meeting Ian McKellan at thing in a couple of weeks, but he's had to cancel for some kind of movie thing.
I think I'd have preferred not to know the chance even existed...
Tom Scola - Nov 05, 2009 7:41:08 am PST #17333 of 30001
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.
A $47,000 restaurant tab: [link]
Polter-Cow - Nov 05, 2009 7:43:46 am PST #17334 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That is...impressive.
Steph L. - Nov 05, 2009 7:44:44 am PST #17335 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN
It's all that wine. (I admit I'd dearly love to try a Petrus, but not for 5K.)