Do they have problems with drunk people finding the bathrooms?

I think they just have a problem with drunk people falling off their stools, but since they're in New Orleans that's more a feature than a bug in the social agenda.

::fondly remembers 10 cent lunch martinis at Bacco::

What a creepy Halloween poem:

What evil felled him lurks anew. Perhaps hid deep in Charleston Chew?
Does M&M stand for good? Or rather Murder & Maliciousness?
What vileness skulks in Tootsie Pop? Or sprinkled o’er a Lemon Drop?
Might Snickers creamy nougat hide a whipped suspiciousness?
Is blight twixt Twix deliciousness?

Ares I-X:

GO, BABY, GO!

The Carousel Bar at the Hotel Monteleone goes around in a circle, one revolution per quarter hour.

I've been there multiple times!

I think they just have a problem with drunk people falling off their stools, but since they're in New Orleans that's more a feature than a bug in the social agenda.

'Tis true.

I've been there multiple times!

How many complete revolutions have you made?

Ares I-X pictures.

Those were awesome.

I'm not sure a moving bar is a good thing.

How many complete revolutions have you made?

Hmm. Unsure. At least one of those occasions was a night that started epically with TWO fishbowl margaritas and by the time I got to the Monteleone, it's possible I was soused enough to take a mystery shot from some dude I didn't know. Possible.

I'm not sure a moving bar is a good thing.

It moves slowly enough that it's really not a problem. I mean, I can't read in a car but I can stay on a bar stool at the Monteleone. Even on the night in question.

Cool interactive science-y thingie: CELL SIZE AND SCALE

Someone in the next pod has a device that is beeping. I may have to beat him to death with my pencil cup holder. On second thought, I'll use the tape dispenser. It's sturdier and has a built-in grip.

On second thought, I'll use the tape dispenser. It's sturdier and has a built-in grip.

You could do some serious damage with a C-38.