Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jul 31, 2009 11:03:12 am PDT #1607 of 30001

Aaand the electrician tracked red clay all over my rugs. Nice. Really nice. I could get a ticket to where I'd rather be for between $1 and 3K, depending on where I chose.


Calli - Jul 31, 2009 11:04:08 am PDT #1608 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I have 59 minutes to go. I volunteered to watch the help desk this afternoon, so I can't sneak off early. Instead I'm just sitting here watching the thunderstorms sprout on weather.com's NC radar.


Tom Scola - Jul 31, 2009 11:04:30 am PDT #1609 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Zaphod's similarity to Sir Richard is probably not a coincidence.


Lee - Jul 31, 2009 11:04:46 am PDT #1610 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What's better:
Jolly Ranchers' Blue Raspberry or Blue Raspberry Tootsie pop
Twizzlers or Red Vines
Peanut butter M&Ms or Reese's pieces


Dana - Jul 31, 2009 11:05:08 am PDT #1611 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Anything raspberry is gross.


DavidS - Jul 31, 2009 11:07:33 am PDT #1612 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Anything raspberry is gross.

You are a crazyhead filled with wrong ideas.


Steph L. - Jul 31, 2009 11:07:33 am PDT #1613 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

OMG today will never end.

Nope. Today is just like the lady who walks half of the remaining distance home each day....

While carrying Zeno's arrow.


Dana - Jul 31, 2009 11:10:05 am PDT #1614 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You are a crazyhead filled with wrong ideas.

But not with raspberries, thank god.


tommyrot - Jul 31, 2009 11:10:26 am PDT #1615 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

While carrying Zeno's arrow.

Heh. Good one.


tommyrot - Jul 31, 2009 11:11:15 am PDT #1616 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

While carrying Zeno's arrow.

Oh, she's also carrying a Schrodinger's cat in a box....