Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 30, 2009 4:58:07 am PDT #16049 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Freezalicious: Han Solo in Carbonite Cake [Geeky Cake]

Chocolate cake with caramel buttercream, covered in chocolate fondant. Han is modeling chocolate.


Calli - Oct 30, 2009 5:00:13 am PDT #16050 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

The prickly creature - nicknamed Tipsy - was 'squealing loudly' when animal rescuers arrived at the scene in Braunton, Devon.

Tipsy (translated from hedgehog): I'm soooooo drunk. Where's the rest of the cider go? Steve? Steve? Whatcha do with the cider, Steve? Hey, where's Steve? I wanna go home and I can't feel my paws. Steeeeeeve! Why's ev'ryone so meeeeeean.


sarameg - Oct 30, 2009 5:01:40 am PDT #16051 of 30001

People are giving a coworker a harder time about him wearing a tie than his vampire fangs. I admit to being one of those people.


tommyrot - Oct 30, 2009 5:26:14 am PDT #16052 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Odd headline o' the day? (Or is it the hedgehog one?)

NASA to Start Irradiating Monkeys

Oct. 29, 2009 -- NASA is stepping up its space radiation studies with a round of experiments that for the first time in decades will use monkeys as subjects.

The point of the experiments is to understand how the harsh radioactive environment of space affects human bodies and behavior and what countermeasures can be developed to make long-duration spaceflight safe for travelers beyond Earth's protective magnetic shield.

For the new study, 18 to 28 squirrel monkeys will be exposed to a low dose of the type of radiation that astronauts traveling to Mars can expect to encounter.


msbelle - Oct 30, 2009 5:36:34 am PDT #16053 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Oh PETA is gonna love that.


tommyrot - Oct 30, 2009 5:41:35 am PDT #16054 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They'll probably call the monkeys "space kittens."


smonster - Oct 30, 2009 5:49:13 am PDT #16055 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken.

If you were gay... it'd be okay...


tommyrot - Oct 30, 2009 5:49:24 am PDT #16056 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did you ever have an idea suddenly pop into your head, and then you wonder, "where did that idea come from?"

My idea is that I should buy a vintage parking meter. Like maybe this: Vintage Parking Meter


Sue - Oct 30, 2009 6:18:25 am PDT #16057 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Puppies

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Fixed links


tommyrot - Oct 30, 2009 6:54:04 am PDT #16058 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've seen three different blogs cover this, so....

Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man's home in Carroll, Iowa.

When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller's description blocks away, they were stunned by the men's disguises.

There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker.

Yes, alcohol was involved.

The pictures are awesome!

They make their mark in mug shot history