River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Oct 28, 2009 1:07:27 pm PDT #15741 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

MALTESERS!!! ohhh I love them. I can't even eat Whoppers anymore.

My favorite candy is Sees dark chocolate caramels. LOVE.


Polter-Cow - Oct 28, 2009 1:09:20 pm PDT #15742 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Wow, that is awesome, Shir. Ha. Thanks for the link.


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2009 1:15:09 pm PDT #15743 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Slutty Costumes Have Gone to the Dogs

Doggie corset! (sorta)


shrift - Oct 28, 2009 1:16:15 pm PDT #15744 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I just had two ginger snap cookies. They were totally healthy and calorie free because I ate an apple first.


Amy - Oct 28, 2009 1:17:50 pm PDT #15745 of 30001
Because books.

I just had two ginger snap cookies. They were totally healthy and calorie free because I ate an apple first.

Too many people forget that rule.

::wanders off to Google Malteasers::


Jesse - Oct 28, 2009 1:24:19 pm PDT #15746 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Amy, I learned of Maltesers from watching Jamie Oliver.

Around here, you can buy bundles of wood at gas stations. And maybe some supermarkets? But maybe NSM in a big city.

Yeah, I could get a small bundle, I'm sure, but then I'd need a Wood Storage Location, assuming I'm having a small fire. That is what I'm looking to avoid with the fake log.


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2009 1:33:45 pm PDT #15747 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Don'cha hate it when you forget something at work and it ends up costing your company a billion dollars?

Price to PepsiCo for Not Being in Court: $1.26 Billion

What's the cost of not showing up to court? For PepsiCo Inc., it's a $1.26 billion default judgment. A Wisconsin state court socked the company with the monster award in a case alleging that PepsiCo stole the idea to bottle and sell purified water from two Wisconsin men.

Now the company is scrambling to salvage the situation. The damages award was handed down on Sept. 30. PepsiCo filed motions to vacate the order and dismiss the claims on Oct. 13, saying it wasn't even aware of the lawsuit until Oct. 6.

...

In court papers, PepsiCo claims it first received a legal document related to the case from the North Carolina agent on Sept. 15 when a copy of a co-defendant's letter was forwarded to Deputy General Counsel Tom Tamoney in PepsiCo's law department. Tamoney's secretary, Kathy Henry, put the letter aside and didn't tell anyone about it because she was "so busy preparing for a board meeting," PepsiCo said in its Oct. 13 motion to vacate.

Umm... oops?


Lee - Oct 28, 2009 1:52:52 pm PDT #15748 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I can't find them easily, though.

Costplus carries them, at least around here.


§ ita § - Oct 28, 2009 2:03:11 pm PDT #15749 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They lowercased my name in the computer systems at work! I was going to try and let it slide, but it's been too long. I can't bear looking at it. I'm not sure I'm ready to tell my boss or anything, but it's good that Outlook knows how to spell me.


Calli - Oct 28, 2009 2:04:58 pm PDT #15750 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Tamoney's secretary, Kathy Henry, put the letter aside and didn't tell anyone about it because she was "so busy preparing for a board meeting," PepsiCo said in its Oct. 13 motion to vacate.

I'd hate to have her performance review.