Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 28, 2009 6:20:04 am PDT #15620 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Woohoo on the good medical news, Cindy!


Tom Scola - Oct 28, 2009 6:25:00 am PDT #15621 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

Huh. It looks like things are working well in California government: [link]


DavidS - Oct 28, 2009 6:38:53 am PDT #15622 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We have now achieved an epic clusterfuck of bad timing.

First of all - the Bay Bridge is down. One of the cables came whipping loose last night and it will take days to fix.

And Emmett has managed to get sick just in time to: (a) miss the last week of term when he has to finish a handful of assignments to get his best report card ever; (b) miss being a juror on Youth Court tonight, which fucks up his required Community Service, and will necessitate making up those hours on something else; (c) miss both rehearsals for the school play, which is also something he needs for credit.

Plus I have some work in Oakland tomorrow, not BART accessible and I'll have to drive over the Golden Gate Brige, then the Richmond Bridge just to get there.

Tino! You fucker!


Gudanov - Oct 28, 2009 6:40:01 am PDT #15623 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Sorry about the specter of Tino haunting you today.


DavidS - Oct 28, 2009 6:41:12 am PDT #15624 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sorry about the specter of Tino haunting you today.

Yeah, well, the important thing is your kids are really cute.


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2009 6:42:15 am PDT #15625 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That sucks, Hec.

Now I'm picturing Tino dressed as Batman, climbing on the Bay Bridge at night armed with a hacksaw....


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2009 6:46:04 am PDT #15626 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hellgirl


smonster - Oct 28, 2009 6:49:12 am PDT #15627 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

DAMN YOU, TINO!

And Gud's kids are indeed verra cute.

Hellgirl

And Ava Sapien! I'm digging the gender recasting, if not the naughty schoolgirl and excess cleavage.


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2009 6:51:10 am PDT #15628 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm digging the gender recasting

How about this? [link]

Boba Fettette?


Theodosia - Oct 28, 2009 6:51:11 am PDT #15629 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Speaking of Batman... or at least, Le Batman:

[link]

Totally worksafe, and pretty much batsafe too.